You Know How People Say "I'm Home" When They Come Back Home From Anywhere, Izuku Says "I Am Here" Everytime

You know how people say "I'm home" when they come back home from anywhere, Izuku says "I am here" everytime without fail

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then

Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?

Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.

Vlad : what not even snacks?

Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.

Vlad : Why though?

Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?

Izuku : when I was your age-

Shouto : when I was your height

Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*

Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :

Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.

Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.

Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.

Fyumi : .......