You Know How People Say "I'm Home" When They Come Back Home From Anywhere, Izuku Says "I Am Here" Everytime

You know how people say "I'm home" when they come back home from anywhere, Izuku says "I am here" everytime without fail

Izuku : I will of you use your fire side

yes of course

Ah yes, Dadzawa in a vigilante au, also known as Found family (slow burn)

Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually

Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then

Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.

When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.

Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.

The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?

From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."

And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"