Stanley Marshwalker, The Kings Right Hand Man And Husband, Captain Of The Royal Guard, Respectable Man

Stanley marshwalker, the kings right hand man and husband, captain of the royal guard, respectable man who is the first human to be in the royal ranks, beloved by all.

But also the biggest DORK known to man are you kidding me?!!

He would definitely join in on singing ballads with jimmy the resident bard!

Help fix any disputes he sees when he’s out and about

Goes out of his way to peruse the elven market and purchase at least one thing from a family market out of the goodness of his heart

Aid in animal health and nature preservation especially from the other humans!!

He literally seems like the type to have his Mr Prince Charming moment when he’s galloping on his mighty steed (sparky ofc) through the kingdom and causing the young residents to swoon at the sight of him when in reality he’s trying to get to the castle as soon as possible just to see his beloved the king!

i LOVE SOT aus i feel like we need more of them but specifically domestic fics which gives insight into the actual kingdom and what’s its like. Also gives us a chance to stop putting poor Kyle through the whump wringer lmao rip hurt/comfort style but it’s just Kyle stressing himself into a coma fr

Lemme know your thoughts!!

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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.