Ok But The Fact That Shermie Was Supposed To Be Born Sometime In The 1960s And Dipper And Mabel Were

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

the fact that Amelia Earhart CANONICALLY crash landed in Gravity Falls and was still never seen again

that’s honestly a really good theory…

it’s probably just me looking into it wayy more than i should have (probably just slight planning flaw) but that theory works really well

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

I’m just going to leave this here…

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

my PERSONAL HEADCANON is that Shermie is an older brother of Stan and Ford and that baby in A Tale of Two Stan’s is just a kid that their mom was babysitting for a friend or something