Stealing This Response For The Next Time Some Fuckboy Slides Into My DMs And Asks If I'm A Girl

Stealing this response for the next time some fuckboy slides into my DMs and asks if I'm a girl

Some twat on Instagram tried to "prove a point" by asking if I'm a man or woman.

I'm a fucking menace.

I'm the eye shine in the corner of your room at night. I'm the thing that you feel chasing you up the stairs, my breath tickling the baby hairs on your neck as you flee. I'm what you put on bumper stickers and pass down as an old legend, the thing under the overpass that bites the heads off horny teenagers and tears up all your garbage cans. I am what God failed to drown in the flood.

My gender is whatever freaks you the fuck out the most.

Should I work on one of my dozen WIP short stories? Nah.

Should I finish the worldbuilding doc for my longer stories? No.

Should I finish inking and coloring the sketchbook full of drawings? Nay.

I should abandon it all and make Disney Princess ballerinas instead.

No I didn't completely forget about this tag shut up

I'll do it with the cast of Whitegarden, since I've been thinking about them lately.

Rose: She's a ten, but... Fiery explosions are bad for insurance quotes. And forests. And wooden ships.

Guin: She's a ten, but... Not everything can be solved with baked goods and sassy comments.

Kieran: He's a ten, but... Sometimes you just gotta accept that she's just not that into you.

Winter: She's a ten, but... Maybe don't solve every problem with violence.

Giacomo: He's a ten, but... But nothing. The man is trash and I hate him (affectionately)

Lillianna: She's a ten, but... Maybe she needs to ask herself "Are we the baddies?" once in a while.

Zetyris: He's a ten, but... Why does the narrator keep calling you babygirl?

a ten, but... tag

thanks for the tag, @winterandwords (as i slowly work through my tags from january...)! go check out their perfect tens here - not a dealbreaker among them ;)

i'll pass the tag along to @emabatis, @daisywords, @unrepentantcheeseaddict, @zmwrites, and @rainydance91, plus an open tag for anyone else who wants in :)

i'll do this for the folks from The Art of Empty Space:

Lienzo is a ten, but he makes decisions like the impulsive Disney princess that he is.

Baz is a ten, but will ditch you in 0.5 seconds if he sees a cool plant.

Phi is a ten, but they communicate exclusively in sarcasm.

Okara is a ten, but drugs are 90% of its personality (the other 10% is Flirting)

Hauke is a ten, but she's certain that getting six hours of sleep a night means she has a healthy work-life balance.

Gerania is a ten, but fae's never wrong. Ever. You agree.

Aisha is a ten, but ze's probably been spying on you.

Murtagh is a ten, but he's never gaslit anyone in his life, why would you say that?

and a bonus: Xiro is a ten, but xe's haunting the narrative so hard, we had to call an exorcist.

how dire  and life threatening me😭 but this is my short story. Why I came tumblr to ask for help.

I am a young indigenous latin mother. It is very sad to have to ask for help in this way, but my salary is not enough. I owe 2 months rent and food is running out. After months of suffering because of renal cancer my husband passed away. after a long battle from radiotheraphy he left us alone i have 1 little son left on me. please help me raise$1500, I don't really have enough fund right now to cover my rent and food.

If you feel able to help me please donate some money or give away your share.

Lmao get the fuck outta here

So @yourlocaldragondealer made fanart of my OC Latsu (original post here)

And aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

It looks so good!

Joining the "softboy" army

Tagging @unrepentantcheeseaddict specifically and anyone who wants to join in generally

haiii you can turn this into a chain if you want to idk. rb n let me see ! (or don't, i'm not your ma 😳)

picrew + what genre of fan (mis)interpretation are you?