Dared (Brothers + Side Characters Minus Luke)

Dared (Brothers + Side Characters minus Luke)

(slight Lesson 45 spoilers)

Content: crack, slightly suggestive

Context: After you get your sorcerer's license while studying as Solomon's apprentice, you are now an accomplished sorcerer and pact master, and as such, you need to decipher some tomes for Solomon. You decided to take a break and went downstairs to make a trip to the kitchen and back, easy. However, the RAD student council president and vice president had other ideas.

AN: Based off of this animatic by @omnibread1 (aklsjlkasdj i loved it so much i had to write this 😭) this is also my first post after months of lurking around on obey me tumblr

Scenario: You were in your room, meticulously pouring over the several grimoires Solomon had lent you. Gingerly flipping an ancient-looking page about herbs, you hissed as the dry paper rubbed against your sore fingertips, the faded remnants of a curse still present on the book. It had been nearly four hours and you had only managed to decipher two chapters of text. You were glad Solomon had enchanted your reading glasses to translate the runes on the old sheets, otherwise you'd have taken DAYS. Your voice was constricted from not having spoken a word ever since you boarded yourself up in your room for the afternoon.

It was now six in the evening and you were at your wit's end. The House of Lamentation had been quiet for the most part; but now it was alive with the sounds of the brothers' various activities and bickering. Diavolo, Barbatos and the Purgatory Hall members had also come over for unofficial business, and their chorus of voices joined the clamour. "Dear God help me, your problem children are being problematic again-" You rubbed circles into your temples, sighing. Maybe you should be taking a break. After all, one can only translate runes for so many hours before going insane. You stood up, chucking your pencil at the bed as the chair legs screeched against the floor. You pushed past the door, walking down the stairs. Diavolo, Lucifer, Simeon and Barbatos were gathered around a table, discussing student council duties pertaining to the exchange program over glasses of Demonus, while Solomon, Asmo and Satan sat in armchairs, chatting away about things they had seen over the week. Mammon and Levi were playing Devil Kart, cursing each other every time one of them would fall behind. Belphie was surprisingly not asleep, but leaning against Beel with an amused expression on his face as he watched Mammon and Levi hurl creative insult after insult at each other. Beel was on his third cheeseburger, chatting with Luke, who was ranting about the latest baking fads.

You ignored the noise, passing through the living room to get to the kitchen and grab a glass of water. Your eyelids were heavy from staring at runes for so long, and you blinked several times as the light from the kitchen temporarily blinded you. You sighed again, hoping to finish up annotating the grimoires before dinner, snorting when you realized how much you sounded like Lucifer.

Speaking of the devil, as you headed back through the living room for the staircase, Lucifer had gotten up and was staggering towards you. Diavolo and Simeon cheered Lucifer on; apparently they had dared him to do...something. Weren't they supposed to be discussing business stuff a couple minutes ago? Even Barbatos seemed to have a sly grin as he watched Lucifer clumsily maneuver across the room to where you were standing. Were they all...drunk? Belphie and Satan had their phones out, recording potential Anti-Lucifer Club blackmail material.

Lucifer pushed you back against the wall, leaning forward to make a move. The force of your shoulders hitting the wall made your neck joint pop, releasing built-up tension and making the demon pause. A drunk Lucifer was a troublesome one to deal with, albeit endearing. You took advantage of his momentary confusion and grasped his hair, before promptly jerking his head backwards and putting distance between the two of you. A breathy moan escaped his mouth from the force of being tugged.

The entire room was dead silent, everyone staring in shock. You peered over the enchanted glasses to look into his crimson eyes. They were wide with surprise. An artful smile crept its way up your face.

"That's a little too close for comfort, don't you think, Mr. Morningstar?" You had meant for the words to come across as playful, but your unused voice sounded more tired and teasing than intended. The atmosphere immediately thickened, tendrils of excitement tension swirling around the room. The firstborn was rooted to the spot, unable to react. Your gaze softened, and you pulled Lucifer closer, fondly carding your fingers through the Avatar of Pride's raven locks. "I still have some work to do. I'll be with you all in a bit!" You said cheerfully, before pecking his forehead and turning on your heel to climb up the stairs, leaving the living room in stunned silence.

At least you'd finally get some peace and quiet for a while.

🍷 LUCIFART 🍷

What

He deadass froze the moment you yanked his head back in front of everybody

Somewhere in the back of his mind he made a mental note to punish you for creating such a spectacle

But the moment you peered over those gold-rimmed glasses of yours

ERROR: Lucifer.exe has crashed

SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT

How dare you

You just...reprimanded him? WHY did you look at him like that

WhEn did you get so assertive MC

Knees weak, arms heavy

He's supposed to be the sadist but he wouldn't mind pushing his ego aside if it meant you'd do this more often

Sorry Lucifer everyone's trying to blackmail you but this is kind of your problem now

Every time something pulls at his hair > Whether it's his coat when he takes it off > Or just his own horns getting caught in the thick locks > His face goes red from the memory it evokes > He cannot face anyone

The way you stared into his eyes and then. Smooched his blessed forehead. It stirred up something from the depths of the abyss that demons call Lucifer's heart.

Scared and aroused

Marriage. Now.

💸 MAMMOAN 💸

Was about to throw in the towel after losing to Levi in Devil Kart for nearly the third time in a row when he noticed how quiet the room had gotten

Turns around and sees Lucifer attempting to pin you to the wall

Opens mouth to protest when...

Okay now his mouth is just open from shock

WTF MC WHAT aRE YA DOING

Did he just see what he thought he saw-

Dies

SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT PT. 2

Inner masochist is quaking and shaking

Please do that to him too 👉👈

Will absolutely buy you several pairs of glasses in the hopes of seeing you make that wildly hot gesture again

Would definitely try to bring the incident up at gatherings and parties if it weren't for the withering glare Lucifer would shoot him from across the room

Anyways please do that to him 👉👈

🎮 LEVI-cHaN 🎮

Nearly drops his fukin controller when he spots Lucifer trying to practically kabedon you

Hisses

UHHHH

We already know this man is into degradation and glasses

You are enabling his fantasies by doing this

Face goes red

When you do the glasses thing he can't even relate it to an anime he watched because he's too busy having a nosebleed

Just like Mammon, secretly wants you to do that to him too 👉👈

How he wishes he could've recorded your voice in that one moment

Is probably going to tweet about it from one of his alt accounts for DAYS

When he finally recovers from the sight

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO

Bribes Satan for the video clip of you handing Lucifer's ass to him

Will not post it anywhere, but rewatch it for hours on end

The sight of your inner meanie has him shivering

Do NOT ask him what he is watching on his D.D.D. he will be mortified

📖 STANLEY 📖

What - pt. 2

He wanted to go super saiyan the moment Lucifer touched you

But at the same time

He tried his hardest to not laugh

HIS LUNGS ARE GOING TO BURST

Is practically biting his sleeve, trying to muffle the demonic screeching

Clutched his rapidly tightening chest with his left arm that is conveniently not obstructed by a jacket sleeve

REFUSED to delete the video because: > One, Lucifer is acting like a total clutz > Two, YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK WITH THAT FACE

It's really easy to tell whenever he's looking at the video because his face goes red four seconds in

It's around the moment you look at his brother with your glasses doing "the thing"

Like a librarian

But hotter

He will fantasize about you as a hot librarian

Buys books with really small text on purpose so that whenever the two of you read together you have to use your glasses and honestly that's a win for him

💄 ASMHOEDEUS 💄

OHOHOHOHOHO

Is too riled up right now to notice that everyone else is also riled up

DAMN BAE YOU'RE GONNA AWAKEN THE HORNI MONSTER

MC, hon. DO THAT AGAIN.

Very jealous, wishing it was him instead of Lucifer

Squealing > Loudly

Hair pulling? YES???

And that dominant voice? DOUBLE YES???

How are you so attractive on accident

Will blackmail Satan for the video

Didn't care much for glasses until you just. MURDERED THE LOOK.

As Avatar of Lust you'd think he would be used to seeing such things

But when it comes to you suddenly it's the biggest breaking news

WHY DID YOU HIDE THIS SIDE OF YOU FROM HIM >:)

🍔 BEELZEBURGER 🍔

Chokes

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET AND INNOCENT?

WHAT IS THIS

Shot straight up, causing Belphie to fall over and accidentally post the video on Devilgram, exposing it to the entirety of the Devildom (MC if you have a billion more simps you know whose fault it is)

Mans so red his face is nearly steaming

Cannot comprehend why what you did is making him feel other things

Isn't hungry for food anymore

Just like Mammon, will take the initiative to get you to wear glasses more often

The sight of you looking so authoritative...satiates his appetite, to say in the least

Will never be able to look at you ever again without getting hot and bothered

Sometimes chuckles to himself when he remembers Lucifer's face

He hadn't seen his older brother so flustered since...

Wait

This was the first time...

BELPHIE HE'S GOING TO NEED THAT VIDEO

💤 BELPHEEHEE 💤

AWAKE

Lucifer, wh-

MC WHAT

He was sleepily taking a video because who would miss a chance to humiliate Lucifer

Not you, that's who

Why did you have to look so sexy though

Scared and aroused pt. 2

The look in your eyes will keep him wide awake for the next few days

Secretly thanks Diavolo for daring Lucifer to do...whatever he was supposed to do

Will you touch his hair like that

Please 👉👈

Oops...now it's all on Devilgram

Maybe people won't see it

But he's a celebrity literally everyone's going to see it

Meh as long as it makes his brother angry

Beel why do you want this video > "I mean it's understandable but don't you think we should get to keep MC's face to ourselves" > "Belphie you literally let eight million demons see MC's face" > "Okay...and your point is?"

"Mine >:3"

Will watch you while pretending to sleep in hopes of seeing the holy reenactment again

👑 DIAVOLORINO 👑

Haha go Lucifer you totally got this

Bet you can't show MC how smooth you are in front of everybody

Wait...

MC DID WHAT

He is FLOORED

HIS exchange student

PULLING HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN'S HAIR

LUCIFER MOVE I WANT MC TO TOUCH ME LIKE THAT "my lord...no"

shush barbatos do you not know an opportunity when you see one

You are so kind and calm most of the time

So THIS??? His imagiNATION is going CRAZY

MC u r coming with me rn

I can offer you riches, a palace, my love, affection, and these tiddies

haha no u don't have a choice

You make him forget that he's royalty sometimes

Visits to the Castle increase by 200%

🍵 BARBZ 🍵

SHOOK

M'lord

Are you sure giving Lucifer THAT specific dare is a good idea

Oh wait

It is indeed a good idea

How was this like the only thing he missed when looking into the timeline

Never mind that MC would you like to come over for tea? :)

No, he doesn't have ulterior motives. :)

Of course not, that would be very un-gentlemanly of him. :)

This man will forever remember the way you pulled the firstborn's hair so roughly

Part of the "Please Do That To Me Too" squad 👉👈

Of course, will not tell you this deletes timelines where you accidentally find out

Glass of Demonus is trembling in his hand as he struggles to maintain composure, calm smile wavering

If you touch his hair any time after the incident, his heart will flatline

Hello? Earth Hell to Barbatooos??

Huh he must be doing that freaky time travel stuff again

Repeatedly re-visits that specific moment in the timeline

Yes Lord Diavolo he does know an opportunity when he sees one

🖋️ SIMEONROLL 🖋️

DIO SANTO-

LUKE CLOSE YOUR EYES

Luci you lucky bas-

Sorry, that language is not befitting of an angel

MC he thought you were pure

He can sense the sheer amount of unholiness in the room *Inches away from Asmodeus' suffocating aura*

Dear Holy God he does not think he can base any TSL chapters off of this moment, despite how spicy

Come on, Christopher Peugot do it, Levi will absolutely go nuts

Oh dear it doesn't look like his friend will be recovering from this anytime soon

Totally doesn't resort to using the incident as blackmail to force Lucifer to hangout with him otherwise he will tell Michael

Considered taking a picture, before deciding he could get Satan or Belphegor to send him the video (that video has gone viral in the Celestial Realm too now; huh, wonder who was behind it)

Silently commends Lord Diavolo for putting Lucifer up to this

🌟 SOLOMON-STER 🌟

Damn MC

#betrayed #brocken

Hair pulling was his thing...y'know?

He'll forgive you though, only because you're his dear apprentice <3

But also because he is rapidly losing blood through his nose like Levi

Don't worry he'll survive he's immortal and has been through worse

"I've been alive for so long...is this the sight that will bring me to my end? I don't mind tho haha"

Jesus KNOWS he would divorce all of his 700 wives and 300 concubines if it meant he could marry you like rn

An unholy matrimony indeed :D

Will get possessive of you once he reads the room

MY apprentice >:)

He's literally a second Mammon

Secretly gets a kick out of knowing he's indirectly the reason MC looked so adorably tired and sexc

Will absolutely make you decipher more tomes with him if it means you'll wear those glasses more often

Maybe he can use this to blackmail Lucifer into making a pact with him

Tired | Obey me angst | Burnt out MC AU

PLEASE READ: THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER DRAFT THAT I MADE. IM PLANNING TO TAKE A BREAK. 

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okay this is more or less directed towards my feelings. And yes im going to be diagnosed soon because my angst is kind of concerning at this point. 

summary: burnt out mc leaves the Devildom with no warning

warnings: self-indulgent, burnt out feelings, guilt and depression(?), half-venting (kinda on my part)

                           Playing: Moral of the Story by Ashe

                                              ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

and while you’re at it, check my spotify! 

The Devildom was fun. For a while. But the studies and your personal problems began closing in on you. It’s as if it was a trap. You never wanted to be in the same boat with them. Dealing with their problems while also dealing with yours can be tiring. Depressing. It makes you think late into the night. How can you solve all of this while receiving no damage towards your mental and physical health? You thought of this one hard. Yet nothing could slip through the cracks. You had to face them head on, with nothing to protect you. Not even the brothers were aiding you in this war yet they made it with their own hands. It was pathetic, really. They were provoking these problems, but they cower in fear whenever they face with the consequences. How stupid can they be? To use a mortal as their shield was a coward move. But wasn’t it the only thing they can do? They were terrified. Cut them some slack. It’s brutal. Trying to make everything alright while also dealing with the thoughts in your head. You were stable. You were. A sigh left your lips as you flip the dusty pages of a book. Just leave it alone, MC. They never cared. They never cared for you. They never cared if you felt as if you were only a trump card to their succession. You were treated as if you were a doll. Always played with then thrown away. It hurt you. It was like a toxic relationship that breaks apart once you finally try to pry open the brother’s good side. It was certainly something. The once sweet brothers, now held hate in their eyes. Their open hands now closed, their fists clenched. You wanted a break. You deserved it, no? As you stare at the luggage that once helped you bring your items to this Hell, you knew it would help you bring your items to leave this realm. 

   The Devildom was quiet. Really, quiet.  Too quiet. No laughter. No screams. No pain. Nothing. Only the occasional pen scribbling from Lucifer, or the footsteps from Mammon in the halls. They all knew what they were thinking. “Where is MC?” Well, let me answer them for you. Gone. You were gone. No where in site. Pain struck them as they began looking for you. And yet, no clue or trace to be found. You knew it was wrong. To leave. But, wouldn’t it be better to just leave completely than stay? They never wanted you there in the first place. They hated you. They never wanted you. They didn’t love you. But as you held your tears in your once warm home, you held your heart. As a pained smile masked you, you thought to yourself. You may have left them completely, MC, but did they truly leave you?

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Okay i left for like an entire month. And I’m sorry for that. But I was taking care of myself. I felt really low in that period of time. But I’m feeling better now! I still plan to write more stories, but my posts will be slowed. Originally, I planned to make this a full on story, but I decided to make it a draft or an idea for some others to take and use. 

Taglist:

@auspiciouscat, @sxgar-milk  @savagemickey03 @wassupcampers , @assuconu , @mymy16068 , @kittyspit-blog

May I request a head cannon or fic (up to you) where Luke gets overworked from the Celestial Realm putting pressure on him and MC gets all protective over him

/platonic obviously. I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense, I have trouble with words lol

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲: of course! :) this is a cute idea, thank you for the request!

𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: fluff

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: Luke and GN!Mc (platonic)

Luke hardly gets anymore sleep or time to care for himself anymore. All of a sudden Michael, and other archangels have been requesting him to do more tasks then he should, even Simeon feels bad & tries to help but even at that it’s still stressful for the little angel to handle.

One day you were coming over to purgatory hall for the day, you put on a coat and said goodbye to the brothers. As you arrived there you knocked on the door waiting for a answer. Simeon answers the door and lets you in, guilt written all over his features.

“Is something wrong Simeon? You don’t look as bright as usual.” You say looking at him with concern, he sighs. “I’m fine, but look isn’t doing too well.”

Your eyes go wide and start to panic “What?! Where is he?” you ask quickly, Simeon leads to Lukes room and you knock on the door waiting for Luke to open as Simeon leaves.

A few moments after Luke opens the door slowly, looking up at you with eye bags under his eyes. He smiles “Hey MC-“

You hug him quickly and he flinches a bit at the sudden hug. “What happened to you?!” You say as you look at him with concern. “Just some duties from Michael that’s all..”

“Jesus how much work does he have to put on you? You’re still so young..” You ruffle his hair before standing back up “You can rest, i’ll take care of your duties.”

“W-wait but-“ “No buts, you need to rest its obvious.” Luke sighs before he nods weakly, he tells you some of the tasks and you leave the room as he rests.

You look at the big list and your jaw almost drops, you go to Simeon and talk to him. Simeon pats the spot next to him on the sofa, you go to sit there. “Michael shouldn’t give this much work to someone as young as Luke.” you say while staring at the list in your hands.

Simeon sighs, looking away guilty. “I have to agree with you there, maybe I can talk to Michael to calm down with the tasks and let Luke take a break.” He says as you look up at him smiling.

“Please do! I’ll look after Luke and maybe even stay the night here, if that’s okay with you guys.” You say and Simeon smiles and agrees before he goes to talk to Michael.

You get up and head over to the kitchen, getting some ingredients out for you and Luke to bake when he wakes up. 20 minutes later Luke yawns and comes out of his room to find you in the kitchen. He looks less tired and the eyebags are almost gone.

You smile at him “Did you have a good rest?” He nods “Yes thanks to you MC! Are we going to bake?” You nod and he smiles happily, helping you get a few more ingredients.

You guys baked cakes and dinner for the other residents in Purgatory hall. (Simeon and solomon)

When Simeon returns he smiles and looks more happy than earlier, “I have good news! Luke, Michael said he’s going to give you less tasks and the upcoming 2 weeks you are free from tasks.” Simeon says as he walks towards you guys.

Luke excitedly jumps “Really?!” Simeon nods and ruffles his hair. Simeon then comes up to you and whispers “Thank you MC for everything today.”

You, Luke, Simeon & Solomon all had some food and dessert then watched a movie, later falling asleep all together on the couch.

Luke is less stressed and more happy than usual, he thanks you by baking you some cupcakes.

An Obey Me request: all the demons go shopping in the human world with the MC, their fav hooman, only having to encounter a toddler having a classic meltdown in a store that they are in. How will they manage to calm down the kid till the stressed parent/babysitter comes? Luv your work!!!

OMG thanks a lot for the compliment! And of course I’ll write this one!

OBEY ME CHARACTERS REACT TO A CHILD HAVING A MELTDOWN  [ ft. fem!MC ]

[ includes: fluff, crack ]

[ A/N: The art used above belongs to @weaselmcdiesel ]

LUCIFER

No, just no

He’s had enough aneurysms because of his man-child of a boss and six baboons for brothers

You think the wails of a mortal child can bring him down? 

Well joke’s on you MC because they can someone please shut this thing up

Intense staredown

The child probably shuts up once it notices the burning coals in the Morningstar’s eyes

Not a word had to be spoken, and now the child’s too scared to even breathe

Ah, the melodious sound of peace and quiet

Wait MC what do you mean that wasn’t what he was supposed to do―

MAMMON

Contrary to popular belief, he knows exactly what to do

He’s raised five demons you think he can’t manage another one?

Watching him coo and coddle the baby melts MC’s heart

His go-to strategy is to wave Goldie in front of the kid; the glimmer from the diamonds on the card is a good distraction

If he’s in luck and the child takes the bait, he’s best friends with them now

The parent probably has to promise the child that they will meet Mammon again because they won’t let his jacket go

If MC decides to become all cheesy and tease him about his amazing ‘parenting’ skills, someone might see the wisps from his exploded head three aisles down

“I-It’s not like I like it or anythin’! I-I just did it cause...ya know! They were crying and all! Y-Yeah, that’s it!”

Yeah right it’s not like you were making heart eyes at the kid or anything

LEVIATHAN

What is this abomination? Is it the Armageddon already?

Look, it was upsetting enough to come out of the comfort of his room for something non-anime related anyway

No way he’s going to get involved in something that way out of his field of expertise

But the child’s cries are giving him a pounding headache now, and he has to do something

Tries to approach the child, but ends up stuttering a lot because he’s got no idea what to do

The kid set their sights on his DevilSwitch and now he is the one who wants to cry

The device had to be forcefully snatched from them by their parent

On top of an unwanted social interaction, it had to be this nerve-wracking

Yeah, he’ll stick to ordering from Akuzon the next time

SATAN

Just like Lucifer, he isn’t all that keen on interacting with the child unless absolutely necessary

It’s not that he doesn’t care, it’s just that he thinks he might lose his cool if the child annoys him too much

Doesn’t stop him from sighing like a 9-5 office worker after a long night of paperwork though

Scoots away silently to find whoever he was accompanying so that they can help him find the parent

Probably gives them the most diplomatic earful about leaving their child unsupervised

Needs a lot of alone time with his books and MC later to detox from the stress of the entire situation

ASMODEUS

Ugh, too much noise isn’t good for his skin

He’s the Avatar of Lust; he makes babies, not handles them

He can’t for the love of himself think of a single way to calm the baby down

For him, the kid is stupid because they would rather waste their time tearing up than bask in the radiance of his beauty

Tries to move away from the site of damage as quickly as possible but too late

The kid spotted Asmo and kinda just gawked at him, forgetting what they were crying about in the first place

OH HELL YES IT’S HIS TIME TO SHINE

The kid was just wondering why his skin was so shiny

But Asmo ends up walking him through his entire routine and now he’s confused

The kid probably runs back to find their parent themselves

BEELZEBUB

It’s canon that he loves kids, so watching one bawl their eyes out irrespective of their age makes his heart clench

Offers them some of the food he was having, and if he’s in luck the kid accepts it and goes quiet

But if they don’t, he’ll try to pacify them with his words while crouching down

He isn’t the best with his words and expressions, and he also has a big frame so...

But with the help of MC he could probably make it work

Shopping forgotten, they’re looking the kid’s parents first

Beel just trails behind MC who has the kid clinging to her, knowing there isn’t much he can do to help

Happy Beel noises when their parent(s) is/are found

All in all, one of the most mature reactions out there

BELPHEGOR

Goes back to sleep in the shopping trolley lol you really thought

Sorry I’m just really clueless about this one

DIAVOLO

Upset, like genuinely upset

He wants to help, but it’s just that his...ehem, size is scaring the kid even more

Turns to Barbatos or Lucifer for assistance

Will buy the kid whatever they want to calm them down, but now he’s awakened a beast in them

Mammon’s days as the Avatar Of Greed are over

It probably wouldn’t even matter in the royal treasury, but now he’s got a very confused and flustered parent eyeing the mountain of random stuff in front of them

Even when the kid togs at his sleeve only to ask him to buy them something, he’s just happy that they’re getting along

He’s too wholesome someone help or he’ll buy the whole store just to make the kid smile

BARBATOS

Like Mammon, he knows what to do

But unlike Mammon, he’s a lot more straightforward and better at it

Sexy demon butlers, amirite?

Puts on his best soft smile as he approaches the kid, and their human nature makes them immediately fall for it

Succeeds in putting a halt to their temper tantrum without having to actually buy them anything

Barbatos talks to them like he would talk to an adult, but there’s a gentler tone to his scolding

He escorts the child back to their parent, and even they are charmed by Barbatos’s amazing personality

MC now wants to marry him much to the dismay of the demon brothers

rebel flesh

or: i felt it in my mind. i reached out to it, and it to me.

the long-awaited final installment of awoken from uneasy dreams. the immediate aftermath of i shall be mr seek - please read that one first so that you understand what’s going on!

lots of warnings for this one: graphic descriptions of body horror and involuntary transformation, lots of bodily fluids (blood, saliva, demon goo, etc.), coughing/choking (similarities to drowning so please be careful if that’s upsetting for you), some of the imagery is similar to descriptions of seizures and similar uncontrollable physical reactions/episodes. i strongly encourage you to be mindful of the warnings, and to stop reading at any point if you become too uncomfortable. please put your own safety and comfort first.

satan watching the end of the world for just over 1500 words.

this isn’t exactly how saturday was supposed to go.

there was supposed to be a slow, sleepy morning with you curled up next to him in your bed, a bright and easy day to spend together, something warm and comforting for dinner with his brothers. maybe one of those parfaits you like at the café on silent street. there was supposed to be talking and laughing and smiling. maybe you’d hold his hand on the way home. there was supposed to be a good day. 

the red light flooding out of the library burns satan’s good day to ash.

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Solomon in the kitchen with luke that one time: