So, Its National Haiku Day!

So, it’s National Haiku Day!

A bunch of Elder Scrolls poems for you, courtesy of Lloden Tenim (@jewellds)​

Halt Criminal Scum You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine?

Madame Peneles She’s my primary suspect I’m being followed

Got any mutton? A Sweetroll for Fimmion Tasty Sah-weet-roll

The precious Fork Hear how it sings to Big Head Horripilation

How are you Poopsie Ya gotta go to Lucky Wolf Is southeast of here

Hainab stole my pants He took them as I bathed here Take this hackle-lo

You confronted me And paid the ultimate price You will serve me well

I saw a mudcrab Sitting by the waterfront I stay clear of them

The red mountain calls The Sixth House has risen And Dagoth its glory

The guards took my ring “Let’s shake down poor old Fargoth!” What hiding places?

Hail companion That’s some nice armour you have Good old fashioned steel

There are two mods on Nexus for Skyrim SE that add froggy chairs to the player homes, but, UNFORTUNATELY, it is impossible to sit on them, neither my character nor any of the various followers can do this. Well, I tried.

Rumarin on froggy chair

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

1993 | dir. Henry Selick

my sister wanted a telvanni wizard’s robe in acnh, so she could become neloth. figured someone else might enjoy it as well! 😊