I Have Recently Discovered That Playing Deep Rock Galactic While Riding A Dildo Is The Objectivly Best

I have recently discovered that playing deep rock galactic while riding a dildo is the objectivly best way to play

Need an affini to come and take me far far away from crapitalism and make me her floret and make sure I never have to work a day again or overexert myself and just pet me and take care of me and help me be the best me I can in a forever of endless bliss

what's crazy is I'm not even that HORNY about it, I know it's a shared universe erotic fiction setting but the stories are just genuinely GOOD and I like them for entirely non horny reasons

do I ALSO like them for horny reasons?

....uh, next question.

the real struggle of being newly into HDG is "do I immediately reread this one story that absolutely turned my brain inside out, or do I read one of these OTHER stories that sounds good"

The transfem in question is me

You can classify Human Domestication Guide as an infohazard to transfems as its dangerously addictive. 3 of my friends have picked it up and they all have the brain worms for it now.

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at the Horny Florets Anonymous meeting like "hi my name is ____ it's been zero days since I was gay for erotic betrayal"