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"Whatever You Do, Don't Reveal All Your Techniques In A YouTube Video. You Fool. You Moron."

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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4 years ago

I audibly gasped when I saw who it landed on

I Audibly Gasped When I Saw Who It Landed On

Next up on the color prompt list is Midoriya Izuku with cyan❤

When I saw who it landed on I immediately had like 20 ideas rush through my head. This boy has got me hook line and sinker 😂

So to make a long story short next chapter in a nutshell is just me gushing about quirks with Izuku. Hope you all enjoy.


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4 years ago

"my goal is to post it by next week"

BIGGEST FAIL EVER

I currently have a Momo x reader in the works and my goal is to post it by next week only because I wanna make it as good as possible! 💜

The color I ended up with is amber and when I think amber I think fire hmmm👀

4 years ago
Lime/Bakugou Katsuki

Lime/Bakugou Katsuki

Reader keeps anonymously writing Bakubro these kinda cheesy love letters and instead of sealing the envelope the normal way she decides to do it with a lime sticker seeing as it's her favorite fruit/flavor. Bakugo starts paying more attention to his immediate friend group and notices how much Reader likes limes... I guess??

(AN: This could have been so much better. I fixed it! She writes in lime green ink. No matter how weird that is! )

Bakugo Katsuki, even with his horrid temper, was a good student at the end of the day. So he always made sure to arrive at school on time. But lately, he's been coming a lot earlier than usual.

This is because around four weeks ago, Bakugo began to receive letters that were placed inside of his desk. In an effort to keep these letters to himself, he started arriving early to make sure he was the only one to read them. Over time, he had unknowingly grown fond of the letters written in lime green ink, and looked forward to reading them.

Bakugo sat down at his desk and reached inside to receive this weeks letter. He pulled it out, careful not to alert any of the nerds that came to class early. He carefully held up a pastel green envelope. "Whatcha got there kacchan?" Kamanari loudly exclaimed. "It's none of your damn business dunce face!" Bakugo shoved the letter into his school bag before Kaminari could get a good look at it.

"Oh come on Bakugo! Let us have at least one look. " Mina leaned over Kaminari's shoulder with puppy dog eyes. "Pfft, you know those don't work on him." You laughed, enjoying the mood set by your friends. "Well it was worth a shot. " She replied "Good try Mina. Better luck next time. " Sero patted her shoulder in mock remorse on his way to his desk.

"But seriously bro, you've been coming to school earlier than usual for a while now, this is the latest you've been." Kirishima stated whilst settling into his own desk. He was right though, Bakugo would have usually been earlier if that old hag wouldn't of had him to finnish the chores he had forgotten to do the night before. But instead of answering he looked up at Kirishima with a glare. "Okay, okay, just saying. " Kirishima laughed, already used to his friend's heated personality.

While they continued to engage in a conversation that was way too energetic for how early it was, Bakugo once again drifted into his thoughts. He already had an idea that you were the one leaving him the letters.

During the third week of letters Bakugo tried coming into school as early as possible, fighting sleep just to see that you managed to get there, place the letter, and leave before he could even reach the classroom. He did however, notice your lime green pen on the floor of the classroom, even though he saw you using it in the dorms the night before during a study session. Only you would cover you pen in random stickers just so it was more viable in your bag.

Bakugo continued to slip down his train of thought until his eyes once again landed on Y/N, who was participating in the loud conversation of the others but was seemingly distracted.

He followed her gaze to his school bag and noticed the letter peaking out. He shoved the envelope further into his bag. Noticing the letters disappearance she glanced up, making eye contact for a brief second before turning to the front of the classroom. Yeah he'd had enough of this.

Bakugo was starring ... -well more like glaring. He knew he was. He watched as you awkwardly shifted the food around your bowl. The uncomfortable atmosphere spread to the rest of the table, effectively quelling all conversation.

"So" Sero started, dragging on the word, gaining the attention of the others at the table "Are we gonna talk about the obvious tension here or? " The question was directed at Bakugo, but he didn't answer. He kept staring at you, not even registering what was said, or didn't care to.

"I promise whatever it is, I didn't do it. " You said, holding your hands up "well, maybe I did, but-" You were cut off as Bakugo dragged you from the table. You were briefly grateful that you were not seated in between any of your friends and grimaced at the thought of being dragged across their laps, or worse, the table itself.

As Bakugo pulled you through the mostly empty hallways, you couldn't help but to wonder why. Why does he seem so, eager? No. Angry? That didn't fit either. It was an unfamiliar emotion, you couldn't put a name to it. Bakugo slowed his pace to stop he was sure no one had followed. You noticed that he had yet to let go of your hand, but opted to not tell him that, and waited for him to speak.

He didn't properly think this through. In the heat of the moment he dragged you down the hallways because all he could worry about was what would happen if the others we're to find out about the letters. And now here he was standing there like some idiot!

"You okay? " he mumbled, half hoping you wouldn't hear. At some point it clicked in his mind that he had basically dragged you around the school building for a good ten minutes. "I'll live. " you shrugged.

Another beat of silence passed. "Look Bakugo,  to be honest I'm not really sure what you're so ticked off about, but whatever it is I'm most likely sorry. "

"That's not it. " he quickly replied, not wanting you to get the wrong idea.

"Then wha-" He shoved your pen into your hands. " How do you have this? " you questioned "You left it in the classroom." "What you you mean? I was using it last ni-"

'Oh, he knows' Your curse in your mind trying to think of any scenario that could convince Bakugo. 'Maybe I can say that one of Koda's animals got into my stuff.'

Bakugo took your silence as a yes

"So it was you. " he said. The way he said it made you feel uneasy, he sounded way too calm. No yelling. No grunting. Just a calm steady voice. "I mean" you paused for a moment "I would like to say no, but at this point denying just drags this on."

"Did you mean it?" He asked, not looking you in the eye. "That denying just drags this on?" "No!" He said gruffly, as if trying to hold back his voice "I mean what you said in the letters. Did you mean it?" He looked up, finally meeting your eyes for a chance get the answer he's been wanting for weeks now.

Over the weeks you had written many letters, most of which didn't even make it to his desk and instead ended up in the trash. You wrote your emotion onto paper because you couldn't properly put it into words. It's not that your bad at expressing your emotions, but every time you try to put it into words they come out all jumbled. This was a chance to win against your nerves. With one simple word, no matter how hard it is to say in the moment.

"YES! "

It was quick, rushed, and your pretty sure your voice cracked. But in this moment, it was perfect. Neither you nor Bakugo know who moved first, but in this moment, he was all you needed. And your lips came together in a graceful dance, well as graceful as it could be with teeth crashing together. But it was beautiful for the both of you. In that very moment.


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5 years ago

I currently have a Momo x reader in the works and my goal is to post it by next week only because I wanna make it as good as possible! 💜

The color I ended up with is amber and when I think amber I think fire hmmm👀

4 years ago
Amber/Momo Yaoyorozu

Amber/Momo Yaoyorozu

Color Prompt: Amber(Most of this was meant to happen in front of a fire...)

Fluff☁

Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff, cheesy confession, hiking, and my bad writing ❤

Disclaimer: I do not own bnha or any of its characters. Only the story written below.

A/N: I am SO SORRY this took so long! To make a long story short I basically dropped all of my hobbies in order to focus on the last bit of my school semester😅

It's litterly 12am rn so sorry if it seems a bit off at the end (this fic DEFINITELY did not go the way I planned😂I kina like it tho)

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You tried to keep up as you walked the trail, ducking and dodging branches. 'Why am I here again?' you thought starting to feel your fatigue slowly building.

It was nearing the end of class when Aizawa sensei randomly announced a surprise four day "field trip" that would take place two days later, and it wasn't an option. We ended up rushing to get our parents permission, and pack up.

You were pulled out of your thoughts as you heard Mina groaning loudly. "FINALLY!" The pink haired girl exclaimed sounding relieved. She had good reason to be, Aizawa Sensei had the entire class take a SIX HOUR hike instead of taking the bus up the very obvious road.

You dragged yourself to the clearing along with the rest of the class toward Aizawa sensei, who some how made it up before all of you. And didn't seem the least bit tired??? After giving the class a few hours to rest, thank goodness, Aizawa sensei stood up to speak.

"I'm glad to see you all made it in one piece, however I can't promise you'll leave that way" Everyone internally groaned at this. "starting today we have survival training" He said with a bored expression.

Iida stepped forward, confused by his teachers statment "With all do respect sir, why would we need that type of training? We'll most likely be working as heros in the city, correct?"

"While that may be true" The teacher said turning to him "we don't want other incidents like the USJ. We don't know the extent of their power, therefore we dont know where or how far they can teleport someone. And it was made clear how much you all are lacking in this type of environment at the training camp"

He continued "None of you are used to fighting in a closed off environment with obstacles everywhere you turn, that's what this training camps main objective is, to get you ready for anything. Today we have survival lessons and tomorrow we work on combat, we'll switch off between the days. That means you have two days to learn how to survive in a forest and two days to learn combat in a forest, good luck"

~~•∆(Timeskip by: Momo's delightful tea∆•~~

Everyone sat in silence waiting for their teachers instruction... And by silence I mean bakusqaud was quoting vines while Bakubro yells at them to shut up. (but with more✨𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠✨)

Dekusquad was thinking about random strategies they should use if they were ever ambushed (don't jinx it) while also thinking about what they would eat once they get back.

And the rest of the class are sitting in silence minus some mumbling about cold soba and a few poems.

At some point, in the middle of all this, Midoriya decides it's been long enough. "It seems like Aizawa sensei doesn't have any intention of helping us figure out what to do"

"I do believe it's time that we take charge of the situation." Said Iida "yeah but who?" Kirishima asked quizzically

"What do you mean? " Ojiro inquires

"Who should take charge?" You nodded at his answer

"He has a point" You started "It would be to chaotic if we all 'took charge' of ourselves."

"I vote Iida and Momo!" Hagakure beamed "They aren't the class president and vice president for nothing!" she exclaimed, running over to hug Momo's arm.

"Yeah that sounds good"

"I have no qualms with it"

"Yeah"

"I don't see why not"

"I can get behind that"

Mutual agreeance flowed over the crowd of teens in the form of nods and over exclaimed confirmation.

"Okay then" Momo said, sounding slightly nervous.

"ALL RIGHT THEN" exclaimed Iida unconsciously chopping the air, beginning to bark out a few plans and ideas.

×ו∆Timeskip by: Mina's killer moves∆•××

You walk through the trees, glancing around at the ground every once in awhile to make sure you're not skipping over any decently sized sticks.

"How many do you have so far?" You yelled out, not in any particular direction.

"Not enough" Momo yelled back, obviously preoccupied with finding sticks big enough for the fire you both were tasked with building. And by fire you mean bonfire, I mean, it is meant for about 22 people.

So you were kind of disappointed when you found out Momo couldn't use her quirk to make your jobs easier since sticks were considered living things.

You continued to walk forward until you came across a log with a few decent sized sticks protruding from the sides. You snapped them off the log, deciding what you had combined was enough, you both quickly started heading back the direction you came, hoping to get back before it gets dark.

Now, listen. The camp was generally pretty big. I mean, it IS meant for 21 students plus 1 teacher. That being said... why couldn't you find it?!?

You DID come from this direction... RIGHT???

Or.. Was it that way....oh no

"Whats wrong?" Momo walked a bit closer, noticing your hesitant steps.

"Oh nothin', just got a bit turned around" Your voice got higher, trying, and failing, to brush off her question

"Wait so...we're lost???"

"Hey! I never said 'lost'...but uh" You cleared your throat "Yes"

And that my friend... Is when panic set in. You'll never be able to graduate or even try to beat Bakugo and his damn near perfect grades!

"Um... Y/N"

Forget about being a hero! You can't even save YOUR SELF! FrOm TrEeS!

"Uhh"

I'll never be able tell her

That.. That is when you made the worst mistake of your life, you looked at her.

And saw Momo's confused, borderline sad face. You had been speaking out loud this whole time.

'Well, I was mumbling what are the chances she ACTUALLY understood what I was saying??? Maybe I could play it off?'

"Tell who what?"

'Dang it!'

You thought you were packing before? Ohh you haven't seen anything yet!

This is the WORST time to confess! It's not romantic AT ALL and your covered head to toe in sweat! And now, you either have to confess your undying love for the girl you and been borderline stalking for MONTHS! Or let her go on believing something that MY NOT EVEN BE TRUE!

You took in a sharp breath. "Well" She gestured for you to continue "There's this girl, she's smart, pretty, nice, well tempered, a good leader, and most likely WAY out of my league... " You had started rambling "A-and I kind of have a massive crush on her... "

With every word Momo's face slowly fell until she was completely looking at the ground

"Well, it sounds like you really like her"

"I do" You looked toward the sky dreamily

'Wait.She doesn't think. She couldn't really. Oh no.. '

You stopped dead in your tracks and turned toward your classmate.

There is NO WAY are you letting the classic: mIsuNDErsTAnDInG tRouPE get in the way of you possibly being able to get a date with the girl you've had a crush on for basically the whole school year!

"Momo Yaoyorozu!" You unintentionally shouted with sudden confidence. She jumped in surprise "You are the most amazing person I have had the pleasure of meeting and will no doubt become an even more amazing Hero"

You paused "I don't want to end this year knowing that I had the chance to have someone so beautiful in my life, possibly forever, and passed it up." You grabbed her hands and looked into her eyes, she was blushing... HARD.

You low key felt proud of yourself. "Momo, YOU are the girl I like. Would you please consider becoming my girlfriend?" You could feel her grip on your hands tighten.

"Do you really think I'm all those things?" She mumbled. "Of course" You answered without thinking, a confused look on your face.

"Strong, stubborn, creative," She spoke softly, gaining confidence with every word.

"good looking, encouraging, and always able to calm down a bad situation while still being able to bring energy into a room just by walking in"

"That's what you are to me." She was now looking you in the eyes. A bright smile on her face. "So when you ask me if I would consider being your girlfriend, the answer is, I already have. And there is nothing I want more"

Your eyes we're now glossed over with tears, but you didn't feel embarrassed because you could see that hers were too.

You both started to lean in and closed your eyes. Soon enough your lips met. It was as if time had stopped. As if the universe itself wanted to sit and appreciate the beautiful and unforgettable moment.

Even when you consider everything that happened that you didn't exactly enjoy. Even though you were still lost and BAKUGOU of all people was sent to find you. That was the most memorable and magical night you had ever experienced as a student of UA.


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