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So they fought a war together of course in s6 so you would think they would be best buds, right? Wrong! I watched the whole of grian's and Joe's s7 and s8 and the only time they mention each other is in the s7 election for dog catcher. That's it. Its all there is. So i was thinking, mmmmmm how can i put this into a very detailed lore essay so i can thrive off of angst?

So i realised, as you know, Grian is a menace, known for doing pranks and traps and bothering hermits on his free time. But if you think about it so is Joe. This is like the moon and the dark side of the moon. They are not two sides of the same coin, that would indicate different directions, they are, as i found the perfect analogy, polar opposite magnets. The ones that stick to each other so easily, but this magnus are doing everything to repel each other. Does this make sense?

Its like their whole existence is so excluded of each other that its like they become even closer.

They both had their personal pet shulker duplicate by mistake IN THE SAME SEASON and they arent single parent besties. Grian stared directly at the floating squids in Joe's shop for 15 seconds recently and didn't drop his name. A kid can watch all of grian's s8 and s9 and have no idea joe hills is a hermit. Joe has spent like 10 streams hunting squid for dye and going "yeah i know stress has a squid farm but she says it's slower than hunting them" but Grian's episode 19 shows him opening his squid farm chest to show it almost full of ink. "no guys, impulse selling wither roses was a one time deal i think, i cant just buy a bunch off of him to make the dye i need." Joe hills??? Grian spent ages hunting down a mangrove swamp to catch his own tadpole but joe has been selling tadpoles for months. Grian?????

I bet joe just decided the turf war was beneath him because he cares far more about the shopping district having roads than about what block the ground is. Joe enjoys hunting squids because sometimes you just want a mindless activity. Grian had never interacted with frogs before and wanted to go get one himself for fun.

But the content and

Paim

That would bring on an angst fanfic is soooo good. Just imagine, after war, bated and bruised, they leave, see each other flash in the corner of their eye only to turn around and it be nothing. Ah my sweet heart!!

Joe hills and Grian are total magnet opposites of each other and im tired of pretending i dont have a very extensive opinion on that

If anyone reads this i will 100% elaborate

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

I am going insane /lh

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