Jean Has Seasonal Allergies, So Whenever Spring Comes, He Will Get Teary-eyed And Sneeze Constantly,

Jean has seasonal allergies, so whenever spring comes, he will get teary-eyed and sneeze constantly, so Levi always sanitizes the area where Jean has been and the GLARES he gives him - life ruining,fear inducing, earth shattering. Jean gets terrified, and the whole night Connie and Sasha have to put up with the "BUT I CANT CONTROL IT GUYS WHAT DO I DO?

Pandora and Regulus figured out Remus is a werewolf like 6 months into their first year. They never tell anyone else but they genuinely think everyone who hasn't discovered it is so dumb ("for fucks sake Pandora my brother calls it his furry little problem might as well start shouting my boyfriends a werewolf")

There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them

I think the reason why I'm not a judgmental person is that I honestly have no right to be like bitch I can sing the entirety of the Hamilton musical by heart and I spend my time reading analysis on my favorite pieces of media and fanfiction about dead gay wizards, I'm pretty sure whatever the other person has got going for them is probably cooler than all that

Sorry, bbg, I would sleep over, but unfortunately, I don't have my dinosaur plushie

Remus let Lily paint his nails once during the 5th year, and since then, he got absolutely obsessed with how they looked, so now he always has them painted. He tries different colours and designs, but he always ends up going back to the same old black nails and ring combo (Sirius finds it super attractive)