I Stretched For 30 Seconds And Now I Think I'll Pass Out

I stretched for 30 seconds and now I think I'll pass out

'this too shall pass' well can it pass fucking faster??

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

Right, the problem is that Ian's been avoiding us all day, and, uh, someone's gotta get a beatdown till we find him.

Look like if I thought I could get away with it and if I was catholic or Christian or whatever I would definitely become a nun just to avoid the whole “you dating anyone?” “See anyone you like?” And the “so you’ve never dated?” Bullshit