Ozai Is So Pathetic, Like That Take His Bending Away Haha Hes Harmless Now Trick Would Never Have Worked

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Monster High: How do you boo? Freaky just got fabulous! Monster puns!

Ever After High: Free will is an illusion.

I can’t stop thinking about the Skywalker twins and their lil families going on a big trip,

and Din (with Grogu in a sling across his chest) and Luke are each holding onto one of Rey’s and Finn’s hands and telling them to stay close, stay close.

Han is grumbling about how overprotective they are the whole time, and Leia is laughing behind her hand when they finally get on the transport — but Luke, ever looking to the horizon, swears to Leia, that they’ve forgotten something, what have they forgotten on this important trip? Something equally important, it has to be.

All too suddenly, in Home Alone fashion, Han and Leia jerk from their seats, horror and perhaps a bit of shocked amusement on their faces.

“BEN!”

Luke is a spaz about it, smacks Han upside the head the same time Leia does and Din only laughs behind his bucket, stroking Grogu’s ear while Rey gasps theatrically at her cousin’s absence and Finn giggles at Han’s dumbstruck face.

Lagoona said an incredibly bad word on her first day at Monster High that put her in a lot of trouble. While there are several theories and suggestions to what horrendous expression made its way out of our favorite fishy friend’s mouth to get her into such a mess, I personally think she said cu—

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall + trivia