Yvette May. 23. Hot Cocoa Addict. Currently In Uni. Catch Me Outside With My Two Cats.

yvette may. 23. hot cocoa addict. currently in uni. catch me outside with my two cats.

i might turn this into a fic account!

*not a bot just currently on break! indefinite hiatus*

masterlist: nothing yet <3

｡˚𓆟 all upcoming works:

Isa: What's a mixed feeling?

Jake: When you see your mother backing off a cliff in your new car.

Jake: The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...

Isa: Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork.

Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

just learned that you can't have a happy ending without beginnings, so rest assured i will pour my heart out in sad scenes and write dumb comedy shit for funny scenes.