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i have died everyday waiting for you, so look me in the eye.

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Isa: You Are Flower.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

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3 years ago

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.


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3 years ago

Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.

Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.


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3 years ago

Jake: Any advice before Kai and I fight?

Isa: Don’t wet yourself in public.

Jake: Not the kind of advice I was looking for.


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3 years ago

Jake: You’re pretty dumb.

Isa: Thank you.

Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.


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3 years ago

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.


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