Isa: You Are Flower.
Isa: You are …flower.
Jake: Explain.
Isa: Makes me happy.
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Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.
Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!
The judge: Which are?
Jake: I love her.
Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.
Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.
Jake: Any advice before Kai and I fight?
Isa: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Jake: Not the kind of advice I was looking for.
Jake: You’re pretty dumb.
Isa: Thank you.
Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.
Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.