I Think I Just Had A Heart Attack

I think I just had a heart attack

Omfg noooo

This new Pillsbury commercial is lit

Sousukexfemmakoto type thing

SouFem!Mako ••• “Makoto?” Sousuke questioned walking into him and his girlfriend’s house. He threw his jacket on the sofa after an awful day at work. He had to stop some petty criminals from taking a little girl and the sleaze bags thought it would be quite funny to question his authority. Then, Rin kept complaining about anything and everything and that was not helping. Long story short, Sousuke had a crap day as a cop and all he wants is some comfort from his wonderful girlfriend. “Yes?” He hears the sweet voice of his beloved coming from the bedroom. He enters, as soon as he crosses the threshold he hastily takes off his uniform leaving him in an undershirt and briefs. He looks to see Makoto on the bed cuddled up in one of his shirts, wearing her cute little glasses while reading a book. Sousuke climbs on top of the bed and lies down, Makoto marks her spot and gently set the book down sensing her boyfriends distressed state. She sits sideways on the bed and lies Sousuke’s head on her lap, weaving her hands through his hair in a calming matter.”What went wrong today?” She asked calmly, looking down at him with olive green eyes full of love. Sousuke starts off with a sigh,”Some sleazebags put up more of a fight than needed, then Rin was being a shit and nothing at the station was getting done. Everybody’s been so on edge lately with the murders, and the homicide department is starting to get pissy about it. It’s their job to catch them and their giving us BS on out duties.” Makoto knows that Sousuke loves his job, he really does, but it gets quite stressful when thing just don’t go as planned.”I’m sure today was just an off day, Sou. I’m sorry.”Makoto apologizes even though she knows Sousuke hates when she does that.”What are you apologizing for? It’s not like you’re the one pissing me off.”This would come off as rude to some, but he means it. Makoto always apologizes for others and it lets people walk all over her. Had a fight with your bestfriend? Tell Makoto, she’ll apologize for you and solve the problem. He sighs once more,”You keep apologizing for everyone, they’re gonna walk all over you, babe.”He states.”I-I know, but I feel like I should apologize if you’re in a bad mood, I’m supposed to be your happiness.”Makoto tries to reason.”You are, and I love you for that.”Sousuke mumbles. Makoto lets out a quiet giggle.”I love you, too Mr. SappyPants.”She laughs. Sousuke pulls Makoto in for a kiss which started out innocent, but turned quite heated.It wasn’t until a crash of thunder was heard that they broke apart. Makoto’s eyes widened and she quickly hid her face into the crook of Sousuke’s neck, the scent of him keeping her from getting too scared. Sousuke draped a protective arm over her and the two lovers drifted off. • • • Sorry it sucked ass • • • Not really

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Mercy76 haters

Hater: mercy76 is bad, it's wrong. Don't ship it. I don't get it.

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Me: Why is it wrong?

Hater: Cause Reaper76 is right and it's real.

Me: Yeah I love the smut scene where they want to kill each other and end up causing corruption and controversy in international safety task force that's supposed to save lives, and then they both "die" and have a beef between each other until the end of time. That smut was so hot.

Hater: Don't hate on my ship

Me: Then don't try and sink mine*mic drop*

(Sorry, I just saw the mercy76 tag and saw some people hating it. If you don't like it then discuss it with people who care. The Overwatch fandom is new and doesn't need the cancerous ship wars and annoying fans like other fandoms. Overwatch's main element is fun, can we please keep it that way?)ps I actually like reaper76 and mercy76 so I'm not hating on either

PPS took off the reaper76 tag cause someone didn't appreciate it. Sorry if anyone is offended by this. I didn't try and attack reaper76,but I want people to stop attacking mercy76 personally.