No One:

No one:

Escaped after I made a dad joke:

@grim-has-issues thank you for your services as my post mortem attorney

The "Fun" Group

I was overjoyed to see the Shaw Pack wedding. I went through 5 stages of sadness when Asher and David had their moment. Anyway, I've seen some scenarios and I also wanted to make a silly scenario with Sweetheart, Angel, Baabe, and Darlin in the car. Enjoy 🫰

❀Sweetheart: (sneeze)

❀Darlin: If you sneeze somewhere, don't try it on my jumpsuit.

❀Sweetheart: Sorry... I think that someone is talking about us.

❀Darlin: (scoffed) I don't think there's a day we're not mentioned...

❀Angel: Are we there yet?

❀Darlin': I swear to God ask me one more time and I strike this car in the first tree I see.

❀Baabe: Darlin', we're supposed to get ready for a wedding, not for a funeral.

❀Darlin: Same difference.

❀Sweetheart: No, not really.

❀Angel: And go easy with the speed...

❀Darlin: Nu uh.

❀Angel: Of course you'll disagree...

❀Baabe: (Looking through her bag) I think I forgot my hair clips...

❀Darlin: Oh my God...

❀Sweetheart: Don't worry I have some extra hair clips in my bag just in case.

❀Angel: You really came prepared Sweets...

❀Sweetheart: Hey, my besties get married just once in a lifetime. Of course, I'd have a little bit of everything.

❀Darlin: Let's just hope this won't be just as chaotic as the solstice party... or the bachelor party.

❀Angel: (whines) But the bachelor party was fun...

❀Baabe: If by fun meant going in a club, drinking our asses, dancing for hours, and getting kicked out because Darlin' couldn't keep her fist to themself then yeah, it was fun.

❀Darlin: Hey! In my defense, I warned those assholes before punching them. Not my problem that they couldn't handle a simple 'no'.

❀Sweetheart: You're not wrong...

❀Angel: Ether way, we still had more fun than them!

❀Sweetheart: And a permanent ban.

❀Baabe: And some broken bones.

❀Darlin: But it was better than playing Destiny 2 and Smash.

❀Baabe: The paramedics had something else to say that time though.

❀Darlin: Right...

...

❀Baabe: Now what?

❀Angel: ... Music?

All: (Sings 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen all the way down the road.)

The end.

(Bonus)

Asher and David having a heartwarming moment.

Meanwhile, the listeners in Angel's and Baabe's room:

Characters & Listeners incorrect quotes - Escaped Audios Edition (Part 1)

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I'll do part 2 of EAE, but I have to re-listen to Blue Infinity, Der Wolfsjäger, and Chronus Seven.

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Raven: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Young Diego, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Guest: Oh? Lemme see!

Young Diego, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Guest: …where’s the spider.

Young Diego: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Alfonso: Oh no...

Guest: DIEGO, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Intern: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

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Slash: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bash: Okay.

Slash: And make out during the scary parts.

Bash: Th-

Bash: The scary parts.

Bash: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Escaped: That was so hot, Asset.

Asset: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Escaped: I'm so in love with you.

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Intern: That's ridiculous, Jean doesn't have a crush on me.

Badabing: Yes he does.

Badaboom: Yes he does.

Jean: Yes I do.

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Denny: What do you want for breakfast?

Thaddeus: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Denny:

Ash: He wants eggs.

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Ivan: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Raven: Marry me.

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Denny: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Intern: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Denny: One of them punched a gang member.

Intern: Asset?

Denny: Guest, actually.

Intern: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Alfonso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Guest: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Alfonso:

Guest: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Carmen: We know what you meant.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Intern: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Slash: Five second rule!

Denny: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Raven: *Sobs on the floor*

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Bash: I love you.

Slash: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Slash and Bash kiss passionately*

Ellie, to Chase: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Asset: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Escaped: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Vengeance: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

AK: One dinner... I just want ONE. DINNER.

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