Read It Could Save You

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

Voltron Headcanons

Galra!Keith purrs (mostly when Lance pets his hair) 

Lance doesn’t really care if someone insults/mocks him, but when someone goes after any of the other paladins or Allura or Coran, he goes batshit crazy

If Shiro has a nightmare or an anxiety/PTSD attack, everyone immediately goes to cuddle him and make sure he’s okay 

Pidge’s glasses tint into sunglasses when they stand in the sun

Hunk stays up late making lunches for everyone 

Keith trims his eyebrows with one of his many knives

Pidge sometimes hacks into the other paladins’ computer systems when they’re pissed off or they just want to mess around

Lance’s role model is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Hunk does water aerobics

Keith is obsessed with reality TV shows and reacts out loud (sometimes he’ll say “oh, this oughta be good” or “damn straight, Karen” or something like that) 

Shiro secretly teaches yoga to the paladins when Allura isn’t around

Coran uses his “slipperies” to clean the castle even though Allura thinks it’s disgusting

Pidge and Lance binge Marvel movies 

Hunk and Keith bond over their shared taste in smooth, classical jazz 

Keith is the only person in the castle that knows Hunk can do a perfect 12-bar solo on the tenor saxophone

Hunk made a fedora out of old scrap fabric and gave it to Keith as a sarcastic, ironic birthday present and forces him to wear it when they play

Shiro and Pidge have NERF gun fights 

Lance once binged ATLA for so long that when he came out of his room he tried water-bending

Pidge can perfectly rap Guns and Ships at twice the normal speed 

Allura is fascinated by Earth culture and just humans in general after an incident where Lance mentioned all the alien conspiracy videos he used to watch and how he can prove them wrong in one sentence

Coran learned how to dab and he does it all the time unironically 

Lance dabbed once. Keith held a knife to his throat and now he has to fight the urge

Pidge dislocated their soldier dabbing 

Shiro says “kids these days” and “you little whippersnappers” whenever someone calls him “space dad” or “daddy” 

Allura lets Keith braid her hair 

Some Pidge Headcanons

- Pidge is the kind of person who would rather try to find a free version of a program instead of actually paying for a program

    - Either that or she just makes her own program

         - Everyone would go to her so she could get them free stuff

- When she’s bored she just makes a fake profile on stuff like club penguin and neopets and just dick around with the system and trolls people

       - She’s been banned like 57 times on club penguin ALONE but she just works her way around the system

- Her interest in tech stemmed from wanting something on her computer but she can’t access it yet

        - “Dad, why can’t I find out what NASA is hiding from us?” “It all in their files, it’s confidential” “Oh really >:3c”

- Gaming becomes one of her favorite things, she was always interested in how it works

         - The main reason her sleep schedule is so messed up

- The relationship between her and Matt is like “I’m gonna call u an asshole and put pink hair dye in ur shampoo but I still love u with all my heart”

     - She’s definitely the kind of sister who comes in, leaves the door open and walks away

- Pranks are her thing, don’t mess w/ her

    - They’re always super elaborate and well-planned and she never gets caught

- She always secretly wanted shorter hair bc she didn’t want to deal with it

      - But people always used to say she looked like Matt so she didn’t want them to look even MORE alike

- Her interest in aliens and conspiracy theories started as a joke but then she fell down the rabbit hole

    - She saw all the evidence and people’s point of view and she was convinced that there were aliens out there and that the Zodiac Killer is Ted Cruz

              - You know alienmemes420? Yeah, that’s her on forums aggressively proving that her theory is right

                       - She actually came across Keith on one of these forums and even argued with him but she never knew his actual name

                                     - This skill actually came in handy because she was able to figure out the twist at the end of the season months before anyone else 

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Pidge: [Hacker voice] I'm in.

Keith: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice".

Forgot I had this oops