I Was Scrolling Through TLOU Tag And I Saw A Post That Just Said Aaaaand Therapy Time But It Wasnt Even

I was scrolling through TLOU tag and I saw a post that just said ‘aaaaand therapy time’ but it wasn’t even part of the tag😂 it just… was there and with 0 notes which means that Tumblr was just like “ah yes, this goes here” and it DOES😭

C’mon snails! Slow and steady wins the race! SNAIL! SNAIL! SNAIL! SNAIL FOR THE WIN!!!

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

ya ya ya, The Last of Us Season 2 is gonna be incredible, but have you considered instead doing a 7 season 140 episode family sitcom that peaks around season 5-6 and has a letdown final season but still ends with a widely watched three-part finale about one of the characters’ weddings going wrong but still ending up okay?

Write Like a Sadist: Tips and Tricks for Torturing Your Ships!

Hello and welcome back to WLAS! The place to be if you want everyone reading your stories to suffer!

Tip 1: Does your ship have issues? Big issues? Such as fundamentally different worldviews or polar opposite ways of thinking? Many ships do, and in a good story that ends in a confrontation that either brings them closer or pushes them to break up, well we hear at WLAS don’t write good stories, we write ‘fuck you’ stories! Have there be a major source of contention that both of your characters tip-toe around and snap at each other about and NEVER resolve it! There should be NO catharsis! DO NOT CATHART!!! Tip 2: Does one of your characters have a significant amount of trauma? I bet they do! One way to make your readers scream at you through the pages of your story is to have that character open up about it to their love interest, only for the love interest to be a massive asshole about it! It may ruin that character and the whole relationship, but as we always say at WLAS, ‘make everyone suck and be awful all the time, no exceptions’.

That’s all for today, folks! And remember, writing isn’t about relationships, it’s about destroying them!

Joel and Ellie

Quite tired and smelly

Joel is not doing welly

Ellie needs to fill his belly

rode off on Callus, then she felly

woke up with a cannibal locked in a celly

Killed a man and ran through a deli

David sucks, his brain are now jellie

Joel is being a nervous Nellie

gets there too late after she’s been through helly

He calls her baby girl as I cry at my telly

Funny TLOU Headcanon

When Ellie comes out to Joel he mentions it to Tommy who’s like “wait she just told you?!” And Joel finds out that she told Tommy a while ago. He tries not to feel jealous, but he does ask him if there was a reason she told him first. Like if he said anything or did something wrong. Tommy just kinda laughs and is like “nah, I’m her cool uncle. Plus, I mentioned my high-school boyfriend, so that helped.” And Joel’s just “you had a high-school boyfriend?!” Which Tommy finds hilarious for some reason. He replies “You seriously don’t remember? You walked in on us… y’know…” and Joel’s so confused. And Tommy just keeps talking, saying “you told him to leave, and I asked if you were mad at me, but you said I didn’t do nothin’ wrong and just to be more responsible from now on. You seriously don’t remember that?” And Joel just goes pale and looks down, muttering “I misread the situation.” And Tommy never lets him forget it.