POV Your Name Is Cathrine Braithwate And You Kidnapped These Guys Grandson And They Killed All Of Your

POV Your name is Cathrine Braithwate and you kidnapped these guys’ grandson and they killed all of your sons and are going to burn down your house. And all the mustached one is saying is: “Where is the boy?” And you don’t know how to tell him you sent him to an Italian Mob Boss:

(You’re cooked)

(Literally 🔥)

[click for better quality 😚]

I love when quote generator is accurate here’s a few that I got:

Sean: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Sean: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*

Sean: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

—————

Dutch: If there are no questions, we'll move on to the next chapter.

Arthur: I have a question.

Dutch: Certainly, Arthur. What is it?

Arthur: What's the point of human existence?

Dutch: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.

Arthur : Oh.

Arthur: Frankly, l'd like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this

—————-

Dutch, to Hosea: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.

—————-

Dutch: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Micah: You're an American treasure.

—————-

Arthur: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Hosea : Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Arthur: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Arthur, entering the room: I burned myself

—————-

Pearson: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Sadie: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

—————-

Arthur: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Arthur: It says, "Take two pieces of candy."

John: Nobody around though...

*John grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Arthur : NO -

—————-

Dutch : Are pigeons drones?

Hosea: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Dutch: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Hosea: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

————-

Charles : Are you ready to commit?

Arthur: Like, a crime or a relationship?

————-

Dutch: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Hosea: Aren't you forgetting something?

Dutch : Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Hosea's forehead before running out.*

Hosea: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you??

————-

Arthur : I'm trash.

Charles : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7:00 work for you?

Arthur :

Arthur : You smooth motherfucker. And yes, it does.

————-

Javier walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: John, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

John, sipping coffee happily: I love you too

————-

*Sadie comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Abigail's bedroom.*

Abigail: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Sadie: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Sadie: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Abigail: ….

————-

John : This date is boring!

Javier: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

John: Then why did you invite me?

Javier: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Javier I'll do whatever I want!”

————-

Sadie : Talk dirty to me, baby~

Abigail: The dishes.

Sadie : Wh-

Abigail: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do it several times.

————-

Thank you.

I may or may not be creating a little Vandermatthews comic 👀🤭🤭

Y’all will just have to wait and seeee….

Edit: may or may not be coming out tomorrow or Friday 👍

I just LOVE the idea of John being blinded in his left eye from the wolf attack, and Arthur being deafened in his left ear from the gunshot in “Blessed Are The Peacemakers”.

I think there are little things in the game that can validate those theories

Like John having very obvious damage to that eye when you find him up in the mountains, and the fact that he closes that eye a lot to focus on seeing what he’s doing (like shooting or looking at Abigail clearer) and other stuff.

And then Arthur having the common problem of not hearing people call him until they get closer, and he’s startled when people sneak up behind him unannounced. (To be fair he is a bit of a skittish guy, but I think it just makes sense)

Anyways I love that headcannon/theory or whatever it is, it makes it seem like there’s more to their characters and some disabled representation 💗

Thank you @dyingbuck , @sentientmasstransit , and @1000emotions for validating my feelings 🙏😂

Current WIP ‼️

Skin is so hard to draw 🥲

FOUND THESE MFS AT PRIDE.