Honor The Knight And Her Lady Of The Stars, Bellatrix

Honor the knight and her lady of the stars, Bellatrix

Imagine you’re driving, and you hit and kill a pedestrian, and it’s very obviously not your fault, the pedestrian bolted in front of your car, you braked as hard as you could, if you had swerved you would have gotten t-boned by another car, this could have happened to any driver. a police sees this, and the police understands you did the best you could in the situation. But then when your car gets the xp from the pedestrian, it levels up, and the cop is like, why did your car have enough xp that it leveled up from one pedestrian? And that starts an investigation that reveals that you hit 9 pedestrians before, and those were all on purpose. 

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily