I Actually Got Help From A Friend To Answer Some Of The Questions, Like How Best To Describe Me And What

I actually got help from a friend to answer some of the questions, like how best to describe me and what my "sin" was. Very fun and accurate!

What form would your daemon take?

In the world of His Dark Materials, what would your daemon appear as?

this was a long undertaking but i’m beyond excited to post what i believe is the most comprehensive daemon-finding quiz to date, featuring 34 categories of animals and over 320 total possible outcomes! from insects to owls to seals to wild cats, you’re sure to find a unique result that fits your personality.

tag or comment what your daemon would be! :) mine’s a cocker spaniel!

EDIT: the quiz has two parts, the category which this post links to (34 options), and then the specific animal within that category (5-15 options) which you’re linked to once you get your result!

girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours 

My brother: you're a parasitic leach on the family

Me: ok, do we have any cheetos?

I’m right and I should say it

I could watch this for hours

God bless you! Free the books!

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

We had Kudzu in our garden! Not purposely, it just took over everything until we went out with a shovel. Don't just cut the vines! That only makes it come back stronger! Follow them to the root source, that was the only way to get rid of it. It wasn't big compared to others I've seen, taking up maybe 15 sq ft? And the main root was the size of my head with an offshoot an inch thick. But it worked!

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”