My Co-parenting Au Where Fiddleford Brings Tater To Live With Stanford And Him During Their Research

my Co-parenting au where fiddleford brings tater to live with Stanford and him during their research 😭😭😭😭😭

GGRGRAGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH MY HEART HURTS i wish they could just be happy

My personal headcanon is that when the twins visit for the next summer, Ford and McGucket take to communicating via hambone to send each other secret coded messages when the kids are around. Dipper becomes determined to translate the hamboning, so when Ford/McGucket catch on, they start purposefully changing it and sending occasional nonsense messages to throw him

Well of course he's hooking up with nurses left right and center when he's batting his literal baby deer eyelashes all around the hospital like the absolute hoe that he is

PUT THEM AWAY SIR

kutner to me is 100% the type of person that gives people rocks as presents. thirteen always clearly appreciated them, taub probably just looked confused and put them in his briefcase or locker just because. you know. it’s a gift it’s not like he could throw them out in front of him. anyway then kutner dies and one day while cleaning he finds all those tiny rocks he gave him and starts crying

We know that the new cast members in S4 were basically auditioning for their jobs as much as their characters were, and i can't help but notice how exceptionally cunty Taub is in these early episodes

he werked his little ass off for that job!

I hope they explode