Ominoustaperecordernoises - Statement Begins

stumbled upon a pic of this tweet somewhere i dont remember but i just saw it today and remembered that i had to draw this LMAOASDJFDG

elias talking as if he has an ass JK LSKJFLKS but he is an ass so

ngl i threw this poll together fast so i didn’t put much thought into the emojis. i put the daisy for daisy bc i like the unlikely association between the name and her nature. for sasha im lowkey obsessed with the sasha as archivist au (let’s be honest she was the most qualified) hence books. and for basira i wanted to do something around section 31/detectivey.

didn’t mean to offend or cause any discourse, just put some emojis together. i’ll definitely take your suggestions into account tho next poll.

Thoughts on the trans Alice (mtf) and Sam (ftm) headcanons? :)

I tend to steer clear of canon discussion and avoid head-canons as much as possible since I don't really believe in the author-as-authority thing. That said, just to be clear, the character Alice Dyer is canonically trans.

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

Gerry and gertrude being fine and dandy means my crack theory from before protocol started can still happen

They may be computers or jonny could be fucking with us