Also

also

you cannot look me in the face and tell me this is a group of straight people

the way blue says bonjour in pokémon masters ex is so fucking funny he says fucking bone jour i-

if nintendo’s next princess has black hair you can bet your ass, your moms ass and your dads ass i will be simping

ya know how problems are referred to as pickles? hmmm. ya know how male masterbation can be referred to as tickling the pickle? based on these facts penis is problem

if Nintendo made a device like a phone but it was just an actual version of the original pokédex they’d make so much money they’d be able to make Pokémon gun

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ME ?!? in love with the nurse(s) police officer(s) and the cafe, clerk and administration ladies?!? NEVER!!

i was right and i’ll explain later

i think nintendo has released more handheld systems than consoles but i check back in later to say if i’m right or wrong