Random Dc Headcanons Go!

random dc headcanons go!

most of them are batfam sorry lol

every time beast boy changes form he has to active stay alert as not to completely adopt its nature and stay focused on the fight not the rapid change of chemicals flowing through him

pink kryptonite makes jon aroace

martha wayne was native french and did the one parent one language thing so when bruce thinks about his mom a hint of french slips into his voice

following the last one, bruce learned two different types of english (american and british) so his natural speaking voice is a bit of an abomination (his fathers new jersey accent and alfred’s british + the french it’s a nightmare)

and frequently switches between american and british spelling bc alfred helped with his homework after thomas and martha died

billy still has some enhanced elements to him when he’s not shazam ie; he’s a lil too strong, is randomly a lil bit more insightful than usual etc., not enough for anyone he knows or even himself to notice but it catches  adult strangers of guard when a random 12 yo gives really relationship advice that they just have to take bc they know he’s right

before bruce was born martha and thomas had 3 cats they named snap crackle and pop (they were orange (ginger snap) black (with a distinct white pattern that looked like lightning) and white (pop corn))

the cats died when bruce was in highschool (they were close in age and went one right after the other) and he took it just as hard as his parents death bc he lost one of the last things he had left of them

when bruce learned how much jason loved to read he took him to a) the five story barns & noble and b) the book store in oregon that is legitimately a block and just let him lose resulting in the manners library

kara doesn’t like the chunks of garlic in food so she makes her own sauce and uses garlic powder

conner may have clark’s hair and eye brows but is smooth literally everywhere else, not even peach fuzz on his face, no leg or arm hair, everyone he meets in civilian form thinks he gets waxed

barry can find his way anywhere if you give him street names (he’s on callahan going towards cherry) but cannot tell the difference between his left and rights (he turned right! *heavy sigh* your other right,man)

martian man hunter can’t read bruce’s mind, not bc of some moral standpoint he just… can’t. it stresses him out

knowing this bruce will give him a smile when he know j’onn is trying to get in his head it always chills his bones

after they got married selina “found” a few pictures of bruce with the cats ( baby to teen) and cried for a good 2 hrs about it and when bruce say her crying and asked her what was wrong she just said he looked so sweet in every picture

tim and bruce did (and still do just not as often) escape rooms every weekend when bruce made tim robin he said it was to sharpen his skills but really he just liked seeing how excited tim got when he solved one of the puzzles

tim’s comfort games are ace attorney and professor layton (bruce got him the first games of both and a ds one christmas and he instantly fell in love with them) he’s also played dangonrompa (which bruce got him a ps vita for)

after he found out tim had a ds jason gets him a stupidly easy and shallow shovel ware game as a gag gift for his stocking

oliver and bruce were super close before oliver’s cruise ship crashed and they both still have eachother as their emergency contacts

helping with the lecture work

op make hob hold dream up to the camera please

Ay yo what’s up with Professor’s cat???

*who tf is he talking to?? no one’s here*

*students turn on cams*

*HELLO??*

Professor steps away for one minute to grab notes. Curiosity and all that.

Many people asked for more cat Morpheus, but an @rando-fanpage​ asked specifically for the face to take up the entire screen.

Halloween prompts no. 20

The Justice League jumped up into battle positions as a teen boy burst the doors of the meeting room out of the frame.

The kid frantically started speaking, "Okay, I can explain everything, but first I need someone to adopt me so the multiple evil billionaires and supervillians can't-"

Batman pulled out the bat-adoption papers, "Just sign here"

The kid just kind of stared at him wide eyed, "Do...do you just carry those around with you..?" There was a beat of silence before the kid just decided to roll with it, "You know what? I'm desperate. I'll take it!" The pen and papers were snatched out of his hands and he signed immediately.

"Oh, by the way. You're about to be attacked."

Then the kid just seemed to blip out of existence before an explosion rocked the watchtower. Bruce was happy to have another new son, but he was also happy to have answers. And he would have them soon enough.

The signature of Daniel James Fenton assured that.

Later, Danny screams into his pillow at Bruce Waynes mansion because appearently he ended up adopted by a billionaire anyway.

yes to this but sometimes being a cool little stone is necessary

i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn't just "hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects"