Ford Loves Symmetry Too. That's Why He Fucked The Triangle.

Ford loves symmetry too. That's why he fucked the triangle.

something about ford signing off both journal 3 and his tbob note with “and it looks like this” and a pic of his family bc he finally found happiness with them 😭

i love parallelism

I just love the evolution of Spamton here. Buddy literally went from:

"TH0SE F$©#ING [[You've got mail!]] THAT I HATE-E!!!"

To:

"H-HI HI HEY [[friend request(s) accepted]] THAT 1 LOVE SO MUCH!,! I;VE BEEN WA-WAITING FOR [[a limited time only!]]!!!"

That's true character development right there. This is great.

Yessir, boss man! See you on the other side. o7

Spamtober day 1: Spamton

I ain't late, I'm early even, it's September 31st back in France. Trust me that's how time works.

What you said is entirely true, but, counterpoint, my heart need the defragmentation AU to keep beating, that sweet and sour angst is my life essence.

Pet peeve in fics when all the addisons find out Spamton "isnt dead" as if they ALL didnt openly pretend they didnt know who he was ingame + showed up at the location of his shop after NEO. "We missed you so much im so glad youre okay!" <- fuckers who all pretended he wasnt real. Every single one of you is guilty. You knew where he was, or at least one of you did.

Pink: I don't think my day can get any w- *get kicked in the nuts by a mini Spam* AUURGH !!! WHY ?! AGAIN?! I THINK THAT BASTARD ACTUALLY FRACTURED MY COCCYX THIS TIME!!!

There's a Miniton infestation occurring down at Castle Town

Spamtober day 3: Glitching

This one is a fucking eyesore, you've been warned.

Here's a somewhat clearer version

And an actually clear one !