Dude You Should Have Been At The Club Last Night It Was Insane. The Dj Was Playing The Lament And Funeral

dude you should have been at the club last night it was insane. the dj was playing the lament and funeral of hector from the iliad and everyone was beating their breasts and tearing open their garments. at the end we all built up a funeral pyre in the middle of the dance floor and set it aflame. we were all feeling the inherent human connection through millennia old poetry, it was wild

I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw

stardew valley should have an additional category after "marriageable" which is "affairable" where u can have a tryst with any married npc. i dont think jodi or robin will leave their husbands for me but i also don't think that should prevent me from having the ability to try

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

The nightmares come first. Then the pain. Then the hunger.

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The team lands safe and sound, only to be haunted by a forest they’ve never seen, and monstrous girls wearing their faces.

Chapter 5 is up.