"Owl At Home" By Arnold Lobel Is A Whole Mood

"Owl at Home" by Arnold Lobel is a whole mood

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

thank god these three were lost in the forest bc otherwise lesbianism would have been classified as a mental illness again in 1996, i can tell you that much

once the yellowjackets get back to civilization, i think it would be so funny if van just keeps giving the media/investigators/doctors different non-answers when they ask what happened to her face like:

“it was a really bad papercut”

“you should see the other guy”

“im, like, really into movies. big fan of Scarface, actually. i do a great tony montana impression”

“i fucked around and found out”

“what happened to your face”

“i slipped in the shower”

“tried to do a frankenstein costume for halloween but, ya know, limited supplies in the wilderness and all that. i improvised”

“i got it because i wasn’t minding my own business”

and one time van even gives the reporters a deadpan “the wolves ate my face” and the media is so used to her stories they’re just all like “fine. guess we’ll never know what really happened to her face out there”

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