Nyrhtak04 - BrainDump - Tumblr Blog
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...
candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
“I want you.” <- platonically
“I want to hold you close, feeling both protective and protected, while nothing of the world exists but us.” <- platonically
“I want to share my darkest secrets with you, and make them lighter through the telling.” <- platonically
“I want to entwine our souls like Borromean rings - never chained, yet securely linked.” <- platonically
“I want to be there for your worst days, and celebrate your best.” <- platonically
“I want to admire your soul like the artwork it is.” <- platonically
“I want to love you.” <- platonically
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
Reblog to make it die faster
Ah.
Mads and Hugh at C2E2 2024
Watching Jennifer’s Body (2009) as an ace was an… interesting experience.
Me and @soap-is-an-artist any time characters so much as kissed: BOOOO!!!!! Less sex, more killing!! Get back to the violence, PLEASE!!!
wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
@theblackparadeisdead
If you're gonna reblog a post today, please ket it be this one. We all should know by now how Chaya Raichik's (aka Libs of Tiktok) has caused over 20 bomb threats, but now death has happened in her name. A 16 year old was beaten to death at school in a district that Chaya Raichik has targeted. Please for the sake of Nex Benedicts family, I am begging you, reblog this post abd get word out about what Chaya Raichik has caused.
@theblackparadeisdead
saw is a serious and dark movie
He’s so me :]
I like headcanoning ford as aroace who thought he was bi for a while because he had equal attraction to men and women (read: close to zero)
Yurgen the Sea Dragon (The Wingfeather Saga). Not sure how that works logistically.
You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
ON THIS DAY | October 6th
Samwise returns home
ON THIS DAY | October 6th
Frodo is stabbed by a Morgul Blade
'A shrill cry rang out in the night; and he felt a pain like a dart of poisoned ice pierce his left shoulder.'
my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"
Friends with benefits but the benefits are cuddling and watching how to train your dragon
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
Just had the weirdest interaction with one of my brother’s friends.
He argued that The Hunger Games had “no morals.” Like. wut
We got into an argument over this. I asked if he had read the book(s) and he asked if I had read tBoSaS.
Dude. That is an Edgar Allan Poe dissection of the villain’s psyche/self-justification. The whole point of the original trilogy is that Snow is wrong.
We just kept going in circles and he said something about them “proving [Snow’s] point in the process.”
???? I’m sorry?
Craziest part of this argument was that he was a creative writing major.
noooo trans person don’t mistake your dysphoria-based apathy towards transition and your assumption that it can’t make you more happy with yourself as radical acceptance of your body that proves you don’t need (or more internally, deserve) hormones and gender affirming clothes, nothing will really happen but god you could be so much more fulfilled and could stop whenever you want if you don’t like it… crossdress in your room TODAY
Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.