Guys, Did You Know Thor And Loki Are Brothers? I've Seen Literally Every Single Marvel Film Multiple

guys, did you know thor and loki are brothers? 🥺 i've seen literally every single marvel film multiple times and have a multi-shelf comic collection, but somehow i must have missed the part where it turns out they're brothers.

uh oh, i guess since apparently they're brothers i can't ship them anymore. it's not like i specifically shipped them because they were brothers or anything, i'm definitely not primarily interested in the unique challenges and opportunities their being siblings presents irt their romantic and sexual relationship, or the potential differences between asgardian and human culture which would affect their acceptance as a couple on asgard and/or earth... i mean, of all the thousands upon thousands of thorki fanworks i've consumed, i totally didn't favor the ones that featured them as brothers as opposed to ones which removed that source of conflict by making them strangers. i mean, of course i didn't, because somehow i made it to the year of our lord 2021 without realizing they're related.

wow, brothers this whole time. can you believe it? ya learn something new every day.

yes i knew it had a timeline bc in my head i keep tryin to come up with my own hc timeline to understand when exactly did 14 and the protag meet/started dating/got married lmfao

did you guys know that gtao has a timeline/plot too

loki, who stabbed thor or tried to several times, with all the possible metaphors he could have used he really went with the "love is a dagger" one uh

Sony really went "you know our target audience is monsterfuckers so let's make Venom as much husband material as characteristically possible in the trailer" and it worked

daily reminder, shipping incest is cool, sexy and no way indicative of someone's morality since it's fiction

Happy Summer Solstice to the Nothern Hemisphere.