Makeria Was Literally Murdered By A Single Mean Flumph But Escaped By Bull**** Deus Ex Machinas.

Makeria was literally murdered by a single mean flumph but escaped by bull**** deus ex machinas.

Tragic past generator! Roll a d6 for each line.

Your character was: Kicked| Tickled| Placed in a big bin| Called rude but not too hurtful names| Flipped off| Literally murdered

By

The Big Bad| The Big Good| The PBRGPG idea mods| all 8 billion people on  Earth| You, the player| A Single Mean Flumph

But escaped by

Digging through the flood with a spoon| Just leaving through the unlocked door| Asking politely| Bullshit Deus Ex Machinas| Horses| Waking up and seeing it was all a dream

I misread "magical gif" as "magical girl" and I was so confused until I reread it...

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

You can ask me these if you want to!

Pretty Word Asks 🎀

✨Dainty: Are flowers a nice gift to give someone?

✨Opaque: Do you wear any jewelry?

✨Juniper: Have you ever laid in a field of flowers?

✨Chamomile: Do you like tea?

✨Lavish: What would you do with a million dollars?

✨Palilalia: What word do you have trouble saying?

✨Whimsical: Favorite fairytale?

✨Fluffy: Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

✨Quaint: Do you prefer the city or the country?

✨Glitter: Are you a big fan of makeup?

✨Rosé: Favorite drink?

✨Insomnia: What’s the longest amount of time you’ve stayed awake?

✨Wanderlust: Have you ever traveled outside of your country?

✨Daffodil: Do you like spring?

✨Gossamer: Favorite album?

✨Shimmer: Lipstick or lipgloss?

✨Kaleidoscope: Favorite color?

✨Tapestry: Do you like to decorate?

✨Honeysuckle: Do you ever go barefoot when you’re outside?

✨Galaxy: Are aliens real?

✨Luminous: Does you zodiac sign fit your personality?

✨Marine: Favorite sea animal?

✨Bubbly: Are you a nice person?

✨Aesthetic: Favorite word?

✨Nocturnal: Night or day?

✨Effervescent: What would make you happy right now?

Here's another post that I submitted to the blog!

"Thanks!"

Our group consisted of a Dragonborn Barbarian, an Aasimar Monk, a Warforged Paladin (NPC), and a Tiefling Rogue (me) with a pet boar. The barbarian and the monk had to go to a store to stock up on supplies, while I stayed behind with the paladin to keep an eye on the boar.

Paladin: Hey, [rogue’s name]! Do you know how to whistle?

Rogue: …

DM: [my IRL name], try whistling in real life!

Me: Okay. [fails miserably at whistling].

DM: [paladin’s name] and [rogue’s name] fail miserably at whistling, so they decide to try something else.

Paladin: Can you snap your fingers?

The paladin is struggling with snapping his fingers, due to being a Warforged.

Rogue: Okay, sure.

In real life, I snapped my fingers, which, unlike the whistling, I was actually decent at.

Paladin: Whoa, [rogue’s name], you’re really good at finger snapping!

Rogue: Thanks, it took me twelve years to master!

In real life, I learned about finger snapping when I was in elementary school, and I had such a hard time doing it, until I started high school, when I finally got the hang of it.

The entire table lost it.

Makeria got a new pet, a boar named Blackberry. The group suggested that Blackberry's attacks be dealt in "cuteness" damage.