HE WANAT A F R EEEEE AK
HE WANAT A F R EEEEE AK
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How the Jujutsu Kaisen characters flirt with you

Gojo
Your typical over the top flirt. He uses all the classic pick up lines but makes them very sexual later on. They definitely make you blush but that just pushes him further to use them on you. He knows exactly what he's doing and he knows it's working very well. The flirting doesn't take very long to break you down.
Nanami
So classy! He gets you flowers, chocolates, jewellery! Whatever he deems perfect enough for you to have. He's smooth when he doesn't even know it. He gets very nervous about how you would react to the gifts or the compliments he gives you, buy it's worth it to see him blush to.
Geto
He is good at flirting, he goes by your reactions every time to plan out what he would say next until you're practically melting in his praise and love. Just with how you react, he gets more daring with it and you just can't help yourself with some of the lewd stuff he says to you!
Toji
This man doesn't flirt, he just gets straight down to business. He uses dirty pick up lines and small touches because he knows what they do to you. He might flirt a little bit every so often but he definitely whispers in your ear all the things he's planning on doing with you or to you.
Itadori
The only one that thinks the yawn and stretch move is smooth. He blushes so much when you flirt back with him that he might have to excuse himself to gather himself up again. He actually uses advice that Gojo gives him which turns things very sexual and sometimes awkward. He tries though!
Megumi
I feel like he would leave you little notes about things he likes about you before he gradually gets the courage to flirt with in person. It's very slow and almost robotic at first but he gets his confidence! After that, he's very smooth with what he says and it definitely gets you blushing.
Avatar characters reactions to you beating them in a fight Pt. 2

Tsu'tey
He'd be very shocked and quite aggressive at first. It's disrespectful to his honor that you have beaten him, and he'll be greatly offended and hostile. However, he will come to terms with it after a while, and he'll congratulate you. In a very condescending way. If he thinks he can treat you with respect after, he'll ask you to teach him some of your techniques to improve.
Tsireya
Fighting isn't her best skill, so she wouldn't be surprised that you beat her. Because she knows and likes you, she won't use violence, even in a mutual test of strength. After the fight, she will give you so much praise and tell the whole clan of your amazing victory with smiles and enthusiasm.
Ronal
She'd probably be a bit disgusted at you at first. Even whilst pregnant, she'd be enthusiastic to fight you to test her strength, even in her more vulnerable physical state. When you win, she'll say that it's because she's pregnant and has the huge disadvantage. However, Tonowari will persuade her to be less bitter towards you.
Kiri
Like Tsireya, fighting isn't her strong suit. She probably wouldn't take it very seriously and would turn it into a play fight. She'd totally be laughing the whole time and get you to loosen up and not take the fight so seriously. It would definitely be a success and the biggest injury would be a tiny bruise from your tails.
Star Wars characters with a dyslexic reader
A/N~I'M NOT DYSLEXIC DO I APOLOGISE IF ANY OF THIS IS INCORRECT 😅 LET ME KNOW IF IT IS AND I'LL CORRECT IT.

Luke
He decides to take matters into his own hands. He gets R2-D2 and C-3PO to try and help you with whatever you need. If that doesn't work, poor baby has no idea on what to do to help you with your headaches or to make you feel better. He just likes to comfort you whenever you need it.
Leia
When she does find it amusing that you mess things up, she finds it adorable how you try your hardest to read words out. It's the cutest thing ever to her! Slaps Hans round the head when he takes the piss out of you. If you get sad that he does it to much her and Chewie are the best cuddlers.
Han
He loves it. It's so funny to him and he never gets bored of even the smallest mistakes. There is no way in hell that this man is helping you with anything and he even puts pressure on you to read him out signs or maps or whatever. He just doesn't understand your struggle, bo matter how hard you bite back at him for insulting you.
Anakin
This bitch finds it so funny when you say things wrong and every night he asks you to read for him. He does try to help you and act serious but he can't help but laugh when you get things completely wrong. If you get upset that you mix your letters and numbers up, he will try and be more serious only because you're sad.
Padme
She tries her absolute hardest to help you with reading and getting the correct letters in order. Demands people to find materials or something to help you with reading and fixing it when reading out loud. Overall, she's incredibly understanding and will do anything to make stuff easier for you.
If you are still taking requests, I would love to see headcanons about Erwin being in a secret relationship with a (scout) reader and then how he reacts when people find out, I think it would be funny XD (also idk what genders you write for but if you could write this for a male or gender neutral reader that would be great 💞)
Totally no pressure though, feel free to ignore this if it’s not to your liking ^^
Erwins reaction to everyone finding out about your secret relationship
A/N~HI MY LOVE, I WRITE FOR ANY GENDER THAT PEOPLE WANT! I MAINLY STICK TO WRITING IN GENDER NEUTRAL SO THAT IT APPLIES TO ANYONE, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ❤️

He wanted to keep your relationship a secret so that it wouldn't disrupt with your work, also because you both knew a certain glasses wearer would freak the fuck out. And it was certain that you were both not mentally prepared for that moment.
You both knew you couldn't hide it forever, it was hard enough to spend quality time with one another due to the sheer amount of work that you had to do. Especially with Erwin as a Commander and you as a Lieutenant, you only really saw each other in meetings and it was really starting to bother both of you.
It was late at night when you headed down to the empty hall to get your dinner. However, you didn't expect to see Erwin there either eating his missed dinner. You both ate together and enjoyed each others company, not knowing when the next time you will be able to do this will be.
You were both sharing a kiss when the main doors opened, you both broke apart in hopes that no one saw, but that was not the case.
The most high pitched scream erupted throughout the hall, waking every single person up.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! I KNEW IT, LEVI GET YOUR SHORT ASS DOWN HERE YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!"
It was a surprise to say the least. Due to Hange's god awful screaming, large swarms of people began to appear in the hall to see what all the noise was about. You both just sat there, red in the face and not knowing what to do.
Immediately, people began to realise what was happening. Hange was in a burst of energy and was running laps around the premises whilst continuing her excited screaming.
Levi soon appeared and was not happy with the fact that Hange was right.
"You stupid brats! You just cost me most of my savings aswell as the fact that shitty four-eyes was right!" He was so angry.
As much as he didn't want to admit it though, he was happy to see you two together and happy as one.
"WHEN IS THE WEDDING!? Oh lord, I need to buy my dress! Petra let's go, we are going DRESS SHOPPING!!" God bless the walls she needs to calm down. All the shops were closed due to the fact that it was nearly 1AM and the nearest town was miles away. That didn't stop her though, she stayed all night and purchased a dress.
Everyone was shocked that the Commander and Lieutenant were in a relationship. This was the most exciting gossip that they had heard in months. This was definitely shocking.
Soon enough, to both of your reliefs, Levi literally kicked everybody put of the hall so that you could spend some time together.
You looked at Erwin and you both could not help the smiles appearing on your faces. It was sooner than you would have likes your relationship to be made public, and it was not announced in the most ideal way. However, it felt like a massive relief to be able to be seen with each other and not arouse suspicion.
"Can you guys not kiss in front of me? That's fucking disgusting."
The next day...
Hange came back with both her and Petra's bridesmaid dresses. You kept telling her that you weren't getting married, your relationship was just made public.
She wasn't having it.
"Y/N, I don't care. I have my dress and am expecting an invitation pronto!" Looks like your having a wedding now.
What you didn't know was that she got specially made dresses for Sawney and Bean.
I'm currently waiting for the bus under the burning sun and I guess this made me think of two suggestions you can choose which one you like or you can do both in different post or do none at all: "The scouts cutting the umbelical cord" (for pregnancy serie) and "the scouts with a stressed out s/o"
I'm both in the mood for fluff and kinda angst xD
A/N~THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST! SORRY IT HAS TAKEN SO LONG TO GET TO IT BUT I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY ❤️

Levi
He was for once scared to do something. Cutting an umbilical cord was something that he never thought he would do in his life. What if it hurts you!? Would it harm the baby!? He did it so quickly that even the doctors missed it. He felt honoured to do it but washed his hands straight after.
Erwin
He would love to, especially for his darling. Mainly for his own reassurance, he asked one to many questions before hand just to make sure that he didn't inflict any more pain against your tired being. After he did it, he just looked at it and went, "Oo squishy."
Hange
She was straight up to do it! Before she did it, she examined it a bit and asked you a few questions. After she cut it, she asked the doctors if she could keep it for scientific purposes. She got you to ask the doctor for her after they said no.
Miche
Why yes of course, he would love to! The smell was a bit off-putting and overwhelming for him but he did it anyway for you. He was a bit grossed out when he saw the flimsy flesh but was glad that your pain was over.
Moblit
He was incredibly nervous but wanted everything to be over and done with for you so you could finally rest. He was so nervous that he asked how to cut something! Poor man basically just ripped it instead but helped you get to sleep soon after.