They Are The Same, You Can't Tell Me Otherwise
They are the same, you can't tell me otherwise


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Would the Scouts/Cadets love you as a worm?

Levi
What? What are you talking about? That's a stupid question. I mean, Y/n, a worm!? He would be super confused as to why you asked him that. He's not sure of his answer. I mean, he used to live in the underground and as a worm you would do the same thing. So he would respect you as a worm for that, but apart from that, no he would not love you as this disgusting, slimy little creature.
Erwin
Yes, he would love you as a worm. He does find the question a bit strange but he will love you no matter what shape or form. Gets scared that he might step on you or not give you a good plant to live with but you reassure him immediately that you are not going to be a worm. Very relieved after you tell him, he can't handle more stress.
Hange
OMG YES SHE WOULD LOVE YOU AS A WORM! Immediately starts making little worm jumpers for you to sleep in. Knowing Hange, she would probably end up turning you into one in one of her experiments. She's preparing now just in case it happens. You tell her it probably won't but she's already got a collection of little rocks for you to explore in and a selection of plants for you to rest and live in.
Eren
Y/n, why would you ask this? He finds worms gross, they are all slimy and wiggly and just overall disgusting. Says he would try and love you as a worm but he just can't! He would love to carry you in his pocket though so you can stay with him fighting titans.
Mikasa
Yes, yes she would love you. You're her precious darling and she can't risk you getting hurt! So as a worm, she is going to be extra protective. Realises that this won't happen but tells you she would protect you at all costs, she even promised to sew a little pocket into her scarf so you are always with her and she can save you when you need it.
Armin
Absolutely! Gets terrified at the thought of stepping on you or harming you in any way! Being the smart boy he is, he gets a plan together just in case this incident ever happens. When he goes to the market, he buys small bits of cotton wool to make small pillows for you. Starts telling you that you would be an adorable worm.
Jean
Ew disgusting! He wants you so stay just the way you are. Don't even think about becoming a worm! Who is he going to vent to about his fights with Eren!? Immediately told you no. He would care for you but not in the same way. He's a bit creeped out by the question but you reassure him it's alright and that you wouldn't love him as a worm either. Now he's offended.
Connie
Just laughs. Begins to take the mickey out of you for asking such a thing. Admits he would through amused tears and later gives you a small plant as a present. He asks you if you would love him as a worm to, of course you say yes! You have just successfully made his day.
Sasha
If it's possible, she'll love you even more! Very confused about the question at first but gets happy at the thought of you being her precious little worm. With a lot of experience in the wilderness, she's going to make sure she only has the best for you! Plenty of water, fertile soil, pillows, luscious plants and lots of food. Peppers you in kisses when you tell her you would do the same for her.
Marco
He would adore you as a worm! Says that he would always carry you in his hands to keep you from harm and to have you close to him. Would tell Jean about you and stroke along your little worm body to get you to sleep. Promises to take care of you and make you comfy!
Historia
That's so silly of you to ask Y/n! Of course she would love you! Says that she would show you to everyone and make a little garden for you. Promises that if this ever happens, she would get Hange to turn her into a worm so she can be with you in the same way.
Ymir
That's fucking disgusting. Says she would squish you just to see your reaction. Starts to get a bit mean at you for asking that but in a playful way. Not only does she laugh and mock you, but she would tell everyone just to make you embarrassed! Don't worry though, she will pay you back with plenty of kisses.
Reiner
Emotionally he wouldn't be able to handle it. Why would you ask that!? One of the things he loves the most about you are your hugs, how can he give you a hug if you're a worm!? He would crush you. If you were a worm though, he would still be very attached to you. Bless him, he's about to cry just thinking about it!
Bertholdt
Has no idea what to say. One of the most confused about your question but decides to be polite and say yes. He would love you anyway but worms gross him out a lot! Poor boy doesn't want to hurt your feelings by saying no so he will just tell you he would love you just as much.
Annie
Just stares and walks away. When you see her later you ask her again but she just doesn't say anything. It's not because she wouldn't love you as a worm, it's just that she has no idea what to say to you! Definitely thinks her answer through carefully because she doesn't want to make you sad. Her ultimate answer is just a shrug, don't be to surprised though. Gives you a head pat and just leaves again.
A/N~My first post! Hope you all enjoyed it! ❤
And I have one more🤣🤣🤣 sorry, anyways: reader is in hospital and the scouts can't see them, what would they do on a videocall with her?
A/N~OOOO THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AND DON'T FORGET THAT ANYONE CAM SEND IN REQUESTS ❤️

Levi
Levi- "Wow, you look like shit."
You- "Thank you honey that means so much to me!"
Levi- "How are you though, I don't want you missing out on future missions."
You- "Is that your way of saying that you are checking up on me and you can't wait to have me back because you miss me so much?"
Levi- "...no."
You- "Your so cute oh my god."
Levi- "The only reason I want you back quickly is because four-eyes is driving me crazy. You keep the peace and calm her down. I'm not the only one that needs you back to do that."
*Hange in the background, "IS THAT Y/N!?"*
You- "Tell everyone I say hi and I'll try and heal as fast as I can to sort her ass out!"
Levi- "Please do. I miss you Y/n, goodbye."
Erwin
Erwin- "Darling, how are you? I'm worried about you."
You- "Sweety I'm doing just fine don't worry. The medicine is working well and I seem to be healing pretty fast!"
Erwin- "That's great darling! I hope to see you soon again, Hange is going a bit crazy without you here but so am I. So as soon as you are out of the hospital, I will take you out to have dinner. How does that sound darling?"
You- "Erwin that sounds perfect oh my god."
Erwin- "It's really a shame I can't visit you, I got you some flowers."
You- "I love you so much you have no idea."
Erwin- "I love you to darling."
Hange
You- "What the hell are you doing!?"
Hange- "I am creating my own specialised medicine to speed up the process of your recovery!"
You- "But you test on titans..."
Hange- "Doesn't matter love! I'm smart and I will be responsible for this speedy discovery. I only want the best for you!"
You- "That's very sweet honey, thank you."
*Loud crashes in the background*
You- "Hange what the hell was that!?"
Hange- "Haha, doesn't matter. I didn't hear anything!"
You- "Hange."
Hange- "It seems that your treatment will take longer, it appears that the wind had knocked and spilt everything over!"
You- "Hange, your doing your work underground right now..."
Miche
Miche- "How are you my love?"
You- "I'm still feeling a bit drowsy and sore but I should be fine soon."
Miche- "You better come back soon, your perfume scents has gone from all my cloths!"
You- "Awww my poor precious man child!"
Miche- "It's not fair, why couldn't I have got sick instead?"
You- "I'm sorry baby but I don't think it works like that."
Miche- "I'm done with Hange to. If I knew she could get this crazy, I wouldn't have joined the Scouts!"
You- "Aww do you want me to envelope over all my cloths so you can smell them?"
Miche- "Yes that would be wonderful actually!"
You- "Baby I was jok..."
Miche- "I'll keep my mail box open! They better smell like you, it calms me down."
You- "Screw it. I'll do it!"
Moblit
Moblit- "My love are you doing ok?"
You- "Yes love, my recovery is going surprisingly well!"
Moblit- "I'm glad! It's so nice hearing your voice again, it's like a wave of fresh air!"
You- "Your so cute! I can't wait to get out of hear and spend some time with you."
Moblit- "I have so many things planned for us to do!"
You- "What kind of hospital doesn't allow visitors!?"
Moblit- "Well it seemed to be quite overwhelmed there when I took you in. So it's understandable. Even with how hard it is without seeing you."
You- "You're making it really tempting to pull all these plugs out and leave to come see you."
Moblit- "No my love please don't do that!"
Slashers with a S/o that has a pet hedgehog

Michael
When you show him your little pet he immediately tilts his head. Giving off very 'what the fuck!?' vibes. You wrapped up the little thing in a towel and asked him if he wants to hold it. He does take it but he is ready to lob it into the wall if it does anything stupid. He wants to kill it but he can see how much you love it, so for your sake he will keep it alive. The poor little hedgehog gets scared at first but warms up to him after a while. You occasionally spot Michael around with it on his shoulder or in his hand, still wrapped up in the towel.
Jason
They both love each other immediately. Jason lives in the forest so he will take great care of your little companion. Your little pet loves to put its paws over his mask and occasionally in the little holes to touch Jason's face. He would never do anything to harm it! It's always curled up in either yours or Jason's lap and every so often its gently placed in one of your mugs with a handkerchief and placed next to your bed to sleep.
Bubba
Awww he loves it! A gentle giant that will take precious care of it. He makes blankets for it and even a small bed to sleep in. Bubba loves his crafts so this is great for him! Your little hedgehog stays with him almost 24/7, apart from when he's doing his 'work'. It loves to lay down in his hair and rest, also to observe what he's doing. You find it so cute to see them together!
Thomas
Finds it cute that you have a hedgehog. He's so scared he's going to hurt it because he doesn't want to hurt you either. The little ball seems to grow attached pretty quickly but Thomas has a struggle with how small it is. After you tell him it's ok to have it around, he's pretty much always holding it. He even made a little mask for it! Protects it from Hoyt at all costs and even Mamma Mae bakes small pies for it.
Ghostface (Billy + Stu)
Billy is just like, "Get this thing the fuck away from me." And Stu just takes it from you. Billy doesn't like having it around, Stu loves it more than he loves Billy. Stu is pretty much always with it, giving the little thing belly rubs and kisses on it's nose. He's bought so many knitted hats for it that there is basically a whole section of your wardrobe filled with them. Billy caught it crawling around one day and picked it up by it's back, with it's small arms and legs sticking straight out. Stu threatened to kill him if he didn't put the hedgehog down and bought it another hat to make it feel better.
Brahms
He doesn't like it. Not at all. It takes all the attention you have away from him! He wants to kill it, no questions asked. Every time that you fuss over it he's glaring daggers on it's prickly back. And every time you give him attention, he just looks smug and glares at the hedgehog again. However, he found the poor thing stuck in one of the floor boards, so he decides to be the mature one for once and save it. After that, it wouldn't leave him alone and they spend all their time together now.
Bo
No, just no. Threatens to turn it into a wax sculpture and put it on display. Your actually scared for your hedgehogs life! Poor little thing is terrified of him! It's always seeking your comfort and protection when Bo is around. You want him to hold it, even if it's just once. He does and strokes it's back like you instructed. They both grow almost inseparable after that, the only thing that gets him away from it is his 'work' or you.
Vincent
He finds it very sweet. Thanks the hedgehog for keeping you company when he can't. It's very cautious of him at first because of his mask but as soon as Vincent gave it some food it was all over him! Vincent has deep conversations with it about personal problems or anything that he doesn't want to burden you with. He feels like the hedgehog is his new safe space and he treasures it alongside you.
Lester
Thinks it's great company! Every time he goes out driving, the little ball is either curled in his lap or sitting on the dashboard and watching the trees go by. He practically starts treating it like it's his own child. Thing's like 'Honey, did you feed it today yet?' or 'Has it had a bath this week?' is common conversation for both of you. It was your pet but now it's your little spiky child.
Suggestion: The scouts meet their newborn for the first time
A/N~I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I HOPE THIS IS GOOD AND YOU LIKED IT! FEEL FREE TO SEND IN REQUESTS! ❤
Scouts meeting their newborn for the first time

Levi
He's an internal emotional wreck. When you told him you were pregnant, he was terrified! How was he supposed to be a father when he had literally nothing to go off? After almost 3 months if reassurance, he was ready. You were both in the hospital room and you had just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. You were the first one to hold her, clutching her close to your bare chest as you cried. Levi sat down next to you, just looking at her like she was the most amazing thing ever created. When you held her out, he got a bit worried on how he was supposed to hold her. And when she opened her eyes to look up at him, that's when he began to cry aswell. How was it possible that he could make someone so beautiful, of course, it wasn't him, it was all you. A few hours later, he moved you forward on the bed so you could lay your back on his chest. And when you started to nurse her, he just looked down at your creation as she fed from your chest.
Erwin
He was incredibly nervous when you were giving birth. He was never one to care to much about others lives (he does he just hides it), but he was terrified that something bad would happen to you. With your tight grip on his hand, he froze when he heard the wailing and screaming of your newborn. Your little baby boy was passed over to you. When you looked down, he had a little set of eyebrows already and amazing blue eyes just like his father. When you told him to look at your baby, he practically burst into tears. When a few of the nurses and doctors left, he took off his shirt to have skin to skin contact with him. He just sat next to your exhausted body on the bed and just cried into your shoulder. He didn't want to push you to much but already began asking if you could have another one. He was always worried about whether or not he would make it back alive from missions but if he could leave parts of himself behind for when he goes, he would give you as many beautiful children as he could. Made from nothing but love.
Hange
You got pregnant in your last relationship before you got with Hange. You both decided that she will become the other parent as you did not want your last partner in your life. At the hospital when you were giving birth, she could not keep herself away from seeing what was happening. The doctor had to tell her about 5 times to move her head so that they could see what they were doing and deliver the baby. She was basically your cheerleader throughout the whole thing. Studying titans was one thing but seeing you squeeze a baby out is something else! A small bag was prepared for the hospital trip but most of the bag was filled with her notebooks and pencils so she could document and draw what was happening. When your little baby came out you both didn't really know what to say. Thankfully, it looked exactly like you. A small little boy that would have all the live in the world from his two mothers. For once she was scared, what if she did this wrong? What if the baby crawls over to all my experiments? No, she wouldn't let herself think that. Your baby was gorgeous and every bit of you and she sobbed when the realisation hit that she was a mother. She congratulated you and showered you in kisses to show you how proud she was.
Miche
He was so excited! Cheering you through all the torturous pushing and wiping the sweat off of your neck and forehead. When you fell back onto the pillows he knew that his baby was finally here. He wanted to go over immediately to see the little human but stayed by your side so you could see them together. Wrapped up in a little blanket was your little boy. Neither of you had any idea of what to say. You had been trying for a baby for ages and you have finally made that dream come true. After you passed the baby to him he removed the blanket some more from her head and gave her a few sniffs. He was beyond satisfied that your hard work had paid off, he was so proud of you. After all of his missions, he came back hoping to see you healthy and alive. That was all he could ever ask for but now he has a baby to. He was scared that he may not live to see her grow up but whith the time he has with her now and you, he will make sure that everyday is something to look forward to and enjoy.
Moblit
Poor man was struggling with it all. He was so organised for the birth and the trip to the hospital but when it was actually happening, all that preparation flew straight out the window. He thought that with all the stuff he has to put up with to do with Hange, he would find this situation bearable. It's not. There is blood and screaming, all the things he sees on the battlefield and missions but it's horrible when you are the only one to go through it. After many hours, your screams died down and small baby ones filled the room. He just stood still with your hands laced together as the baby was brought over to you. The small little person that you both created was finally here! It was a little girl, she began to coo and grab your top. When you began to feed her he cried into your shoulder, letting all his pent up emotions out. When she was handed over to him she grabbed his little finger, her little hand barely going round it. He layed next to you on the bed as you took in the sight of you as a family. There was nothing more that either of you wanted more as he gave you small kisses all over your forehead. He knew Hange was a handful but he was ready for this.
You being a parent to Grogu involves...

He's always waddling after you and following you around. You can't get a moment's peace with him around.
Din always insists on helping you care for the little green blob but he's weirdly attached to you.
He always loves to taste your cooking whilst you are in the process of making it just to see if it's acceptable to him.
The Child absolutely loves when you and Din give him a bath! Babbles a lot when you blow bubbles or put them round Din's helmet to make a beard.
If he makes grabby hands, pick him up!
Grogu somehow managed to get all of you to sleep in the same bed, it helps when he has nightmares but when it's just you and Din with a peaceful blob between you, you think he did it for other reasons.
Loves it when you feed him.
Every night he gives you puppy eyes so you can rub his ears to get him to sleep.
He already loves you forever but if you give him more of those blue biscuits, prepare yourself for lots of small kisses from him as he shares them with you.
Whenever he hurts himself, Din always grabs you to calm Grogu down as he fixes him up.
Whenever the Razor Crest lands and a market is available, let the baby feel all the soft blankets and cushions so he can pick the best for the little nests he makes!
After all, you and Din are the best parents he could ever hope for.