This Not Who Is The Best Lawyer, Just A Who Do You Want In Court With You And Just Know You'll Still

this not who is the best lawyer, just a who do you want in court with you and just know you'll still probably go to jail despite your efforts, have fun☺️

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

Count Dracula, reclining on a sofa casually reading a railway timetable: I am being so normal right now

This.this is it. The last nail in the coffin of the fucking lizard kilgarrah

Because he could have prevented this. Yes he doeant know everything but he knows enough and if he had just encouraged merlin to form a bond with that small druid boy , talk to him about the greatness of arthur, been his friend instead of driving suspicions in merlin causing him to treat murdered like shit when all that boy needed was love and understanding. Cuz merlin was a teenager. He didnt know anything about this prophesy and at the time he trusted that dragon. And kilgarrah only wanted revenge.

Time to go descale an overgrown lizard with wings

Edit: this has been sitting in my drafts for ages while I was waiting for @cringetron to finish Merlin and then I forgot about it lol

all merlin had to do to circumvent the prophecy of arthur’s death was take mordred in and turn him into a little arthur fanboy. it’s a win-win situation. merlin gets to gush about his man crush to this random ten year old and mordred gets a bunch of cool knights to love him and raise him. he’d hear about his destiny to kill arthur from someone and simply go “why the actual fuck would i do that.”

This is basically the plot of inside out 2

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”