Guys, I'm Laying In Bed Rn, And I Was Crying Myself To Sleep Bc I Just Found Out That My Grandma Has

Guys, I'm laying in bed rn, and i was crying myself to sleep bc i just found out that my grandma has liver Cancer. And i took a shaky breath and accidentally turned off my emotions / sobbing. Like in one 10th. Of a second.

I don't think this is normal or healthy

Like i haven't done this on accident in a while.

*making little sounds to entertain the tiny raccoon controlling my body*

*Makes ominus rubarb sounds at you in the dark:* be afraid, BITCH

There is a method of growing rhubarb known as “forcing” where the plant grows in complete darkness and is tended to in candlelight. It grows so quickly during this process that you can hear it grow. [1, 2]

Man, i gotta start having arch enemies again. That shit was fire.

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*me in 9th grade crying hunched over my math homework*: i don't get it. How the fuck did i go from academic weapon to academic victim.

I miss private school