Ur First And Last Recent Emojis Are Ur Gender Now. Mine Is

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

If it works it works

Ok I couldn't stop thinking about this today and my mind went what if it was kinda a sitcom too? So imma add some bits that I think could be funny but also well yeah that's gonna happen.

1) Per tags you say that Kuruk is early 30's but what if instead Kuruk and Co are 20ish. I tried to find when Kuruk and friends started to travel together but couldn't find an actual answer the most I got was that they weren't adults yet. Back to the point and that being that in the Kyoshi books it's said that Hei-ran and Rangi look like sisters/twins even with Hei-ran being about late 40's to early 50's. So I imagine that with both of them being within a few years of each other that it's almost impossible to tell them apart.

But the funny part comes in when the only two that can tell them apart are Kyoshi and Kuruk. At first the others just assume it's because they've been around their respective Sei'naka clan members for a long time and Kyoshi is dating Rangi so of course it makes sense. But no Kyoshi (and the rest of Kuruk friends) know otherwise. Kyoshi just stares Kuruk down and shakes her head. She is not going to run the risk of Rangi not being born and will do anything she can to make sure Kuruk and Hei-ran are never alone together. Even funnier if Rangi never catches on to this.

2) Kyoshi after she stops having a mental breakdown about the island and warriors see young Kelsang and just immediately starts crying. Because that man? He was basically her father and she finally gets to see him again alive. Of course Kelsang is very confused but like ok??? Of course hijinks ensue of oh my Raava Kelsang has a kid??????? Some even believe it full because she definitely has the height for it and she does in fact have an air nomad as a biological parent. Kyoshi is just too much of a mess to clear things and so on.

3) Kyoshi sees young Jianzhu and has to keep herself from going over there to kill him because she, Yun and Rangi suffered so much from him.

4)Roku finding out that dragons nearly went extinct (because I believe in the headcanon that Zuko helped bring back the dragons like Aang did for the flying bisons) and freaks out a bit.

I'd add more but it has been so long since I've watched or read any of the shows/books. So this is all you get

I need a series where Yangchen/Kuruk/Kyoshi/Roku/Aang/Korra (from their respected novels/shows, guess Kuruk is an outlier tho) and their companions all gather in Korra's timeline and just....react to things. TT0TT Like kfljask;dfla I mostly want it because I think Kyoshi's reactions would just be 90% "WhAT?!/*absolutely flabbergasted*"

Yangchen: Let's go to my island! Kuruk: I'm sorry Yangchen, I sank it Yangchen: How do you sink an island? Kuruk: ...........you forget to cherish- Yangchen: Why couldn't you have destroyed some of my statues instead? >_> Aang: How about we go to Kyoshi's Island? Kyoshi: ????? I have an island??? Why do I have an island??? Korra: Kyoshi, you made it. Kyoshi: ????!!!! What???! Aang: Well more like moved it Kyoshi: ???!! WHaT?! Roku: Though you did make the Kyoshi Warriors! Kyoshi: ???? I did??? Why??? Why that name??? Am I a narcissist???? Aang: *sigh* she also made the Dai Li.... Kyoshi: THE FUCK IS A DAI LI???? Aang: Secret security police for the Earth King. Kyoshi, a known criminal: I DID WHAT?! Roku: Should we tell her she lived to around 230? Kyoshi: HUH??????! Wait. no. That tracks. Kyoshi's companions: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TRACKS???? Aang: On second, let's just go to the Northern Air Temple. Yangchen: Oops, can't, I'm banned from going. Aang: ????! WHAT?! You're an Air Nomad, how do you get banned from an Air Temple???? How did YOU get banned, but NOT Kyoshi???? Kuruk: She got a tad bit silly. Roku: Oh let's go to Ma'inka island then! It's suppose to be amazing. Kyoshi, war flashbacks: FUCK NO! You can't make me go back there! Yangchen: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not welcome there either. They hate my guts. I kinda fucked them over. Aang: What is the matter with you two? Korra: Can we just find a place to chill out where Yangchen isn't banned, and Kyoshi isn't having a meltdown?

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