Me Vs A Random Fander:

Me vs a random fander:

Fander Janus is accepted

Me: something's iffy

Fander: where's Virgil

Me: meh... He hurts Logan and Roman and despises Remus and Dee

Fander: Patton's evil?!

Me: HiS tRuE fOrM!

Fander: ignoring Logan

Me: thoroughly reading it through

Fander: *crying over Roman*

Me: ...but if Patton's "nice" and checking up on him why y'all crying

Fander: only caring about Dee Roman and Virgil

Me: WHAT ABOUT LOGAN?! IS HE WITH REMUS? REMY? EMILE? WHERE IS HE?!?!?

If you couldnt tell, I don't like Patton or Virgil

I need to find this

So theres this sanders sides fanfic i read where the sides turn into teens. and logans the youngest (12 i think) and he gets kidnapped. then the others get kidnapped too. then logan gets sent to a different dimension and the other sides take him in (the dark sides, well light sides of the dimension) then they call virgil and logan overhears him say the other logan is better (the logan from the alternate universe)

please help me find it. ive been looking for it for literal months

Patton: I'm super nice!

Logan uses one word wrong

Patton: I'm never gonna let you live that down

Patton: Dont hurt people

Also Patton: hurts everyone except Virgil

Me: Morality. You. Are. A. Hypocrite.

Patton when someone argues with Virgil: LEAVE HIM ALONE

Patton when Roman and Logan are fighting: *ignores or acts scared*

Patton when Roman/Logan argues with the dark sides: Kiddo listen to them, they're right

Patton when Roman/Logan agrees with the dark sides: so you don't love me?

hi uhh could i ask why patton sucks in canon? very sorry if this is rude! i personally hate patton for personal reasons and then realized that i'm not sure what he's done wrong in canon! you don't have to answer this by the way!

I too hate patton for personal reasons but also he's kinda a dick in canon

1. Exposing Logan's name without any known consent considering how we can get the since that names are given after trust (headcanons about Logan not knowing things until thomas knows is funny but my point stand at this point Logan may not even be his real name)

2. He does a lot of guilttripping if you know how to spot it (see: SvS "Roman i thought you fought for honor-" stfu patton, he's literally Thomas' hopes and dreams and passion and ego he wants do his damn job LET HIM DO- sorry)

3. He seems to kinda push the others to the side when it comes to Virgil? There's trying to make people feel comfortable and then there is favoritism which is like "No you can't call him (harmless) names but he can insult you all he wants"

4. He's kinda fucked up in my books for wanting to give Virgil a chance but when it comes to the other 'dark sides' he's just so stubborn about not giving them one

5. He needs to leave Logan alone really. Let the man speak, don't prod at his failures, don't try to make it seem like he's just a silly billy under his seriousness. Sir please you go all out of your way to make the angst ferret feel comfortable but you're not letting the others that were your friends(?) Before him comfortable I will *screams*

6. Tryna guilt trip thomas in SvSR

7. If you don't do what I want I'll kill your friends Lee and Mary Lee (SvSR, I get your stressed out because everything you know it's being pulled into question but daaamn)

8. He took over Roman's Song and Roman felt like he had to ask to take part of his own goddamn song I will lose it on this very night-

I would also look through the patton critical tags

He was like you skipped me. I don't need your fake sympthy

everyone talks about how logan said "i will do you all a favour and spare you my company" but no one talks about how, when patton went "Aw Logan-" logan cut him off by yelling. he really hates to get interrupted

he is mad. so mad. and i love him

you know what.... this may come in handy

How to finish that last minute assignment

YES! if girls can wear “boys clothes” then why cant boys wear “girls clothes”?

We need to normalize men in dresses