Post Apoc Media Is Always Banging On About The Necessity Of Macho Survival Skills But Frankly Its The

post apoc media is always banging on about the necessity of macho survival skills but frankly it’s the gardeners/farmers who know 150 preservation techniques for winter beets and who understand the art of good pH balance in compost who will survive on our non energy dependent farms while you all butcher each other with katanas in burnt out shopping centres

Lost Elf Theme – Trevor Morris (Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser)

These Flower Lamps Bloom When People Stand Under Them

What your Skyrim Race says about you

High Elf: You Want Benedict Cumberbatch to do unspeakable things to you.

Nord: You Probably supported Gamergate

Khajiit: You're a fucking furry and probably had a crush on Kovu growing up.

Breton: You're really boring. Like, super boring.

Redguard: You would be boring but you have a thing for pretty swords so that makes you not boring.

Wood Elf: You have a Lord of the Rings fetish.

Argonian: You're pissed you can't actually play as a dragon.

Dark Elf: You're edgy and have seriously debated about wearing a trench coat.

The purpose of life is the investigation of the Sun, the Moon, and the heavens.

Anaxagoras (via fyp-philosophy)

A local owl breeder is found crushed under a fallen piece of stage equipment on the opening night of Macbeth. Suspicion falls on the village choir, angry that a museum dedicated to an obscure local poet might threaten the village’s unbroken winning streak at the county honey fair.

A local rose hybrid creator is found exsanguinated on an heirloom variety rose bush. Suspicion falls on the village patron saint, angry that meddling ornithologists might threaten a legendary Anglo-Saxon treasure hoard.