Is Your Job Tumblr How Are You Always Online

Is your job tumblr how are you always online

if i don't have a distraction for even one second of my day i will start severely spiralling mentally

Ohmygod they wouldn't last an hour with me 🤤

by 5du-wudou

Perfect routine <3

i'm having a ball on this bitch!

Definitely something to think about at midnight

I miss my friends so much I want to shower them with affection and lots of snack 🥺😭

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

They should've done this 2000s style promo with Sam, Dean, and John

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.