The Funniest Jumpscare Is The One You Get From Vanessa

“The funniest jumpscare is the one you get from Vanessa“

While it is funny, i would like to argue on the “funniest” part

Because in my humble opinion the funnies jumpscare is from mister vent Music Man. I mean, come on. There ain’t no way Gregory can’t just firmly grasp that thing and smash it into bits using his will to kill and the vent walls like bruh

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So i very recently have gotten an interrst in an anime under the name of "The vampire dies in not time" or "Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu".

And it is great, it's comedy anime, i know that's not everybody's type of thing, but it is my type of thing, so i liked it. I have already binged the anime and started reading the manga.

And today when i was just on my phone going trough social media, i had a thought.

"With all the shenanigangs Ronald and Draluc gets into, you can kinda see the story being a dnd campaign"

And now i have a fresh out of the oven au of the story actually being a dnd campaign and Ronald and Draluc are the characters or the players (i honestly don't really know who else to make a player, Jhon maybe? That would be a fun outcome)

AAAAAAaaand i have come to a few conclusions:

1. As much as the two characters hate eachohter, the players sure as hell don't, and they are also having a fucking blast rping out any scenario

2. The DM is sooo done with those two, their rolling luch is pretty generic, and it wouldn't be as bad IF THE MAJORITY OF THEIR ROLLS WEREN'T AGAINTS EACHOTHER, not to mention the amount of times Ronald's player has rolled to attack Draluc, but they are also having fun dming for those idiots

3. If there other players other then these two, they are either confused or are actually also into this whole thing and lowkey loves these two dumbass characters, wich would probably make the two the fan favourite in the party

ngl when i frist saw this post i read “autism power theme” and i really didn’t bat an eye 

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

me, but with the 

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security breach - shows all the cool animatronics "which ones ur favourite"

me - that tall ass two in one twink that runs the daycare /hj

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