Imagine Being Al Haitham And Kaveh Roommates. Nothing Romantic Just Plain Chaotic.

Imagine being Al Haitham and Kaveh roommates. Nothing romantic just plain chaotic.

Imagine finding yourself outside, sitting right beside Kaveh on your doorstep as the two of you just sat there in silence. Nothing but pure silence as the two of you waited for Al Haitham to arrive. "What are you two doing outside?" "..." "..." "You lost your keys didn't you?"

Imagine waking up at 3 am, walking up groggy in the kitchen to go fetch yourself some coffee only to bump into Kaveh, looking all tired and exhausted making you almost scream if you didn't recognize that messy hair. "What the heck?" "My bad, I about to finish my plate.." "Is that a coffee? Thanks!" "Hey! That's mi-" He was cut off with you pushing your hand into his mouth to shut him off and carefully ran back into your room with his coffee in your free hand. "What the heck Kaveh?! How many shots did you put in here?!"

Imagine at 6 am in the morning, you happened to come across Al Haitham as you made your way out of the house, "Ain't going out today?" "No." "Okay, I'll be back by 4 in the afternoon." "Okay." He spoke never once looking away from the book he was reading. "Okay, have a nice day!" "Hmm. Wait." Looking back at him, you see a familiar key coming towards your face with a great speed but before anything else could happen, "Thanks" "Well don't want you and Kaveh sitting like a homeless individual outside the house." "..." "You know what? Fuck you."

Imagine that same day you end up coming home far more later than scheduled, looking down at your pocket watch and the dim house in front of you, you cannot help but to curse. It was a good thing you had your keys with you this time or you might have to spent your night outside, probably out in the library. Being careful and quiet as you enter the house, making sure to lock it behind you upon entering.

Imagine the first thing you notice upon entering the house was Al Haitham being in the same chair you've seen him this morning but this time, the guy was peaceful sleeping still. It was hilarious to be honest, wondering why he was sleeping in there in the first place. But then shaking your head, you just go and fetch him a blanket when you happened to come across Kaveh's opened room, glancing inside upon curiosity, you happened to see the guy just like Al Haitham as sleep right in front of his plate. "Oh Archons these two."

"Rare to see you two barely bickering on breakfast." You pointed out upon entering the kitchen with a yawn. Then you flinch, looking at the two person glaring at you. "Wa.. what?" Are they actually mad for not putting them on their beds yesterday? Well too bad for them you can't afford to carry them.. "Where were you yesterday?" "At work? Some shit happened I end up working overtime." "Even at your birthday?" "Huh?" "Don't huh me. We didn't get to celebrate your birthday yesterday-" "But today is my birthday?" "Eh?" "Oh."

Imagine the way Al Haitham let out a deep sigh, Kaveh looking like he was struck by a lightning was enough to make you chuckle. "Awwe. You guys plan to celebrate my birthday? Thats nice." You chuckle at the two, joining them in the table with breakfast in hand, purposely sitting in between he two of them before they bite each other off by the looks of it.

Imagine the way the day went off like that, Al Haitham placing a cake on the table after having your breakfast. To be honest, this isn't surprising at all as they did this ever single year ever since the three of you have graduated the academia. And yet it never failed to make you feel treasured by your friends. With these guys you actually feel like you've found your new home and family.

"Happy Birthday." "Happy birthday (First name)!" The two greeted you, with the usual genuine smile on Kaveh's face and a rare smile on Al Haitham lips. Throwing your arms on their shoulders as you lean down to blow the candle lit up on the cake. "Thank you." You laugh.

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hee hee, storytime

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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I DONT THINK I SAID IT ANYWHERE BUT THE PLATONIC TWEELS GOT ME IN FEELS

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Shrimpy Protection Agency🤧

Hi hi! Could I order a scenario of how Jade and Floyd would react to MC hiding behind them because they’re being chased by bullies?? Maybe grabbing onto the tweels (о´∀`о)

I like to think they’d be surprised of someone hiding BEHIND them instead of FROM them lol..

I'm a sucker for platonic tweels! This is my lifeline rn!!

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Shrimpy Protection Agency

Three of the more troublesome NRC seniors decided that they weren't too pleased with all the attention you were getting, having been in Twisted Wonderland for only a few months.

The students decided to corner you in the hallway, much to your surprise and demand that you apologize for the trouble you've stirred up.

When you refused, they accused you of being disrespectful and threatened to hurt you if you didn't start respecting your upperclassmen.

Through your fear, you managed to slip between the students and make a break for it.

You knew they were older, stronger, and faster than you so you wouldn't be able to outrun them.

Your only hope was to hide.

You frantically searched for a place to hide as you sprinted into the courtyard.

You were hoping someone would be there to stop the upperclassmen from pummeling you but it was empty.

No, not empty.

On the very far side of the courtyard, hidden in the shadows, the Leech twins stood, both looking mildly bored.

"Jade! Floyd!"

They both perked up upon hearing your voice.

What was excitement to see you, quickly became confusion as you ran to them and wrapped your arms around Floyd's torso from the back, shielding yourself from your pursuers.

Jade almost never showed his emotions on his face which made it all the more terrifying when his expression darkened as the bullies followed you to the courtyard.

All three of them stopped in their tracks when they saw the intimidating look on Jade's face, worsened by the wide-eyed and manic Floyd.

It wasn't usual to see either of them, especially Jade, without their signature customer service smile on, even when threatening someone, but when it came to you, there wasn't any pleasantry.

They didn't even try to pretend like your bullies weren't in danger.

"I will give you 10 seconds of silence before I begin my pursuit," whispered Jade, though the attackers heard him loud and clear in the echoey silence of the courtyard.

The one that appeared to be the leader scoffed and nervously chuckled.

"You're just a second-year. I'm not afraid of you. And I sure as he11 wouldn't need a headstart."

"Oh, you misunderstand," Floyd laughed, his eyes still crazed. "Ten seconds wouldn't help you for a headstart. We're giving you a chance to pray to every God who'll bother to listen to a pathetic bottom-feeder like you."

"You're monsters!" one of the goons screeched after a few seconds of listening to their panicked breathing. Both twins just smiled in the same unsettling form.

"That bridge was burned a lot time ago, my friend," Jade chuckled menacingly before he went back to staring into the bullies' souls. "5."

"Listen, dude! We were just messing around!"

"4."

"Okay, you're seriously starting to freak me out!"

"Better get on that praying then. 3."

"I'm gonna... tell the headmaster!"

"Oh, I'm so scared. 2."

"Guys, let's get out of here!"

"That little shrimp isn't worth this."

"Only I get to call them that!" Floyd screamed after the goons as they stumbled over themselves to get away.

You could hear the bullies leaving but you still slayed firmly attached to Floyd.

"I'm a touch offended you didn't latch into me that way. Do you trust Floyd more than me?"

You looked up to see Jade smirking at you with his usual calm composure, much opposed to his "predator mode".

"I'm sorry," you sniffled, though you all knew you didn't really mean it. "Next time, I'll hide behind you instead."

"Oh, no, no, no, Shrimpy," Floyd glared at you. You could tell it wasn't directed at you specifically but it was still intimidating. "There's not going to be a next time."

"At least we can agree on that note, brother dearest," Jade mused, brushing a hair behind your ear. "We'll make sure no one will ever mess with you again, Y/N."

"What are you going to do?"

"Well, that's a secret," Jade put a finger to his lips and you could see the angry fire behind his eyes.

"You can hug me anytime you want though, Shrimpy!" Floyd chimed in cheerily. You laughed and leaned into his chest.

"Thank you so much. I don't know what I would've done with out you," you sighed and grabbed Jade's hand, tugging him into a group hug. "I love you. Both of you."

Jade wasn't usually particularly affection and Floyd didn't often practice restraint but both of them cared enough about you to just smother you in a brotherly hug, as long as it will make you happy.

Jade and Floyd made eye contact over your shoulder, making a silent agreement to break every bone in your bullies' bodies and make it look like an accident.