This Gives Me The Same Energy Of Recently Finding Out When My Parents Were Back In HS That During A Field

This gives me the same energy of recently finding out when my parents were back in HS that during a field trip, my mom was the reason why my dad and everyone on his bus got hauled off by the military police & also in that same story, their the reason why a club got shut down and went outta business, allegedly

I only learned this info ON TOP OF OTHER WHACK SHIT recently

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

19 & going to retirement home

It’s the most confusing time of the year once again.

Loved how my bday energy went from “FINALLY I CAN BE HORNKY ON THE INTERNET AND NOT BE ASHAMED OF LOOKING AT ADULT CONTENT” to it now being “I’m closer to 20 than I was to 17”

Not gonna lie, I did not feel 18 then AND I SURE AS HELL do not feel 19

Uhh, I got a tattoo now so that’s nice, the gd ink sacks is a new term I learned. And now I got this super sticky wrap stuff on me leg for the next 4 days…It’s giving phantom pain

At least my best friend came in clutch with this oh so lovely image cuz that’s the birthday vibe🗿

My friends are asking for my tumblr and im downright yelling.

Might fuck around get a new name, switch blogs, and go by a name at this point

The banner is now changing to cursed images i have

Merry cheimas

Merry chrimas

Wh forget it, I’m tired

Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas

happy holidays from garfield and miku (: