Bruce Wayne Is So Dumb. Billionaire Playboy Bachelor Is Such A Stupid Cover When Stressed Single Parent

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

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Realising there are only two episodes left in yj outsiders and getting scared because I don’t see any sign of Wally West anywhere

One the best and worst things about Endgame was that it made me fall in love with Natasha Romanoff all over again 

“The deadliest spy in the Marvel Universe”

Hear me out: If there are Gotham memes about Batman, there must be Batfam memes about Batman (and each other).

Gotham memes Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

@nananananananabatfam made the John Mulaney one. I just did the editing.

No one:

Dick Grayson:

Okay against my better judgement, yes to all of this

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him