I Have A Semi-funny Story? Fact? Occurrence? About Happy Holidays Vs Merry Christmas. I Have A Few Speech

i have a semi-funny story? fact? occurrence? about happy holidays vs merry christmas. i have a few speech impediments but the most obvious ones are R lisps (cant pronounce Rs) and S lisps (cant pronounce Ss). so when the holiday season comes around, naturally, i say 'happy holidays' since there are no Rs and a single S which i can say fast enough that not many people notice. whenever i say happy holidays at work and someone gets all pissy about it, i pause everything im doing and say merry christmas and, of course, it does not sound at all how its supposed to. so i go 'wait hold on, lemme try again' and i will make them wait a full minute+ as i try to garble out a phrase. it gets even more funny (for me) when my stutter kicks in and it takes me 10 seconds to even START the word 'merry.' and its like, what are they gonna say? 'stop trying to say the thing i WANTED you to say?''nvm just say happy holidays?' they think if they comment on it, it'll make me feel bad, so theyre trapped until i decide they've learned their lesson. ive been doing this for the past 3 years at multiple jobs and i have no intention of stopping.

can we kiss???

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post

marty mcfly is trans

very short

social outcast

wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit

his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all

he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?

rb in the tags what would be the physical feature used to identify you in fanfiction of you if you were a fictional character

[Image description: Screenshots from the Wednesday TV show painted over.

First: Eddie is handcuffed and he's getting dragged along by a cop. He's wearing a black leather jacket with a grey shirt. He has the traits of a vampire: pale skin, red eyes and fangs. He looks scared. He sees someone out of the frame and lurches towards them, calling out. Subtitles: Steve!

Second: Steve and Eddie face each other. Another cop, that was taking Steve's statement, looks at them skeptically. Steve and Eddie don't notice anyone but each other. Eddie is standing with his back to the viewer. Steve is facing the viewer. Steve's wearing a brown shirt with a low V-neck and a thick fur trim that shows off his chest. He looks uncertain, his hands raised awkwardly. Subtitles: I don't know what to say, Eddie.

Third: The one facing the viewer is now Eddie. He looks hopeful. Steve has stepped closer to him, his hands now gripping Eddie by the collars of his leather jacket. The cop that was dragging Eddie along stands behind Eddie. He looks exasperated. Subtitles: Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder?

Fourth: Drawings of Steve and Eddie, put side by side to show their expressions as they looked at each other. They look in love, staring soulfully at each other. Steve attempts to smile. Subtitles: I've never loved you more. Eddie looks soft, fond. Subtitle: Stevie.]

Reblogging with the ID in case the alt doesn't work.

Steddie Addams AU. Well, to be more accurate, Nevermore Academy AU?

Just saw the scene of Gomez getting accused of murder and Morticia proclaiming her love and ran with it. For a bit longer than I planned to.

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