Unpopular Opinion But I REALLY Adore The Original Concept Of Chipface (Movie!Slappy)! He Appears More

Unpopular opinion but I REALLY adore the original concept of Chipface (Movie!Slappy)! He appears more mature, unlike current Chipface who looks like a toddler. The best thing about his appearance is that he's able to look so uncanny yet so threatening! I also admire the antique doll look he has.

As you know, I draw Characters I love so here he is!

This is the stuff I signed for 🥺💕

happy end

We stan a damn legend

A moment of appreciation

…for the absolute balls of brass that teenage Severus Snape must’ve had to stand outside Gryffindor Tower on the evening of Snape’s Worst Memory.

A few hours earlier, he was attacked - without provocation - by a group of Gryffindor lads who routinely bullied him.  Yet, he stood outside their tower and begged to speak to his friend.

In the midst of the attack, he called one of their housemates an awful, terrible slur - and yet, that evening, he stood outside their tower and begged for the opportunity to make amends..

We don’t know if James did go as far as to strip Snape naked.  But when Snape went up to Gryffindor tower, he didn’t go to retaliate.  He didn’t get a gang of Slytherins to help him wreak revenge.  He went alone to face a house that hated him, and it wasn’t James or Sirius that he looked for - he went up there to apologise to Lily.

We know from what Lily says that he’s been pestering other students to get Lily to come out and talk to him, probably making a nuisance of himself; running the risk of James, or Sirius, or Peter feeling justified in going out and attacking him, just as they did a few hours earlier.

He threatened to sleep outside, which would see him breaking curfew, risking the teachers’ ire - and he meant it.  

His actions that afternoon were less than stellar, but surely it should’ve been apparent from his actions that evening that he would grow into the bravest man Harry ever knew.  

As an adult, he sought out Dumbledore whilst he was a Death Eater, and he repeatedly lied to the greatest Legilimens the wizarding world has ever seen.  

But the signs were already there when, as a teenager, he dared walk alone to the common room of a house full of students who despised him, who were furious at him - and, most terrifying of all, which contained the boys who had utterly humiliated him that afternoon…and he refused to go away until he’d had the opportunity to try and put things right.

President Trump, BITCH! You don't like the word TRUMP , because you don't like the word JOB!!

You can -- and most certainly will -- continue to send messages like this to me several times a day, nearly every day of every week, but I’m going to respond now to let you know why I never respond, why I never post them, and why I’ll keep ignoring the rest after this.

I understand it must be excruciatingly depressing to spend all day trying to get other people’s attention, and then spend the rest of each day wondering why your life doesn’t matter to other people. But it’s because you are a cowardly, ignorant, anonymous internet troll who posts garbage namelessly, facelessly, and with the intense fear that someday, someone is going to figure out who you really are.

But they aren’t. Because you don’t matter to other people. Your life does not matter to people because this is who you are.

So, yes, you can and will keep sending me these ignorant messages every single day. And, yes, it will take me two seconds to see them and delete them. But I pay attention to them in the same way that I pay attention to dog shit on the sidewalk when I’m walking. I sidestep it because it’s gross and I don’t want any of it on me. And I’m sure you’re angry and sad because every person you’ve ever liked has felt that way about you. But it’s not because they suck. It’s because you are dog shit.

You are a coward. Just like the President you so passionately support. And by nearly every rational, reasonable measure of law, life, and love, you both are now certified losers. I’m sure that must really hurt, but at least you have Donald Trump, right? Oh wait...that’s right...Donald Trump doesn’t care about you, either. And, even if he did, and you didn’t hide your name and face and identity from the rest of the world like a coward so that he could get to really know you, he’d also figure out that you are dog shit and stop caring.

Congratulations! You got a response! And this one took longer than two seconds. But after I hit “post”, I’m going to stop thinking about the anonymous blob that represents you because, again, your life doesn’t matter to me. And I hope that you really think about this: you spend all this time -- part of you life -- sending me these ignorant, hateful messages and I STILL never think about you. All of that effort, and your life still does not matter to me. In fact, I literally don’t even know who you are, so even your opinion is worthless. You might as well not exist because you do not matter.  

Because you are dog shit.

Happy Holidays!

Seriously can you imagine if Slughorn was like

OH HARRY

I TAUGHT YOUR MUM

LILY EVANS WASN’T IT?

YEAH SHE WAS SNAPE’S GIRLFRIEND

I’d like to imagine, if Lily’s alive in an AU, she would be like: ffs Severus, could you take care of your bloody hair sometimes??

Severus: … *Just letting her fix his hair cause he damn loves it*