You Throw Your Rent Bill Across The Room In Frustration, And It Lands Under Your Bed. A Few Seconds Later,

You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash.

Ow ;-;

You just broke my heart

I know that this dummy was most likely just a fake but

This is important

NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺

God fucking damnit 

This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now

IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.

I’m re-reading Order of the Phoenix at the moment, and can we just take a minute to appreciate Fleur Delacour?

> 17 year old Fleur hears about a dangerous contest which will threaten her life and involve her having to leave her home country, alongside her beloved little sister, for a year. Her response is “sign me the fuck up”, but in French.

> 18 year old Fleur spots handsome 25 year old redhead talking to Harry Potter, decides she’s having that one, files this information away for later.

> 18 year old Fleur survives the tournament and returns home to France. Less than four weeks after graduating school, still 18 year old Fleur is back in Britain, taking a job in a bank to improve her English, where she is reacquainted with the aforementioned 25 year old redhead.

> 18 year old Fleur wastes no time in securing ‘private lessons’ with Bill Weasley.

> 19 year old Fleur visits her now-fiancé’s family for the summer, putting up with their blatant dislike of her because this is about Bill.

> 20 year old Fleur is disgusted at the idea that she’d love her fiancé any less for a few scars.

> 20 year old Fleur risks her life to get Harry Potter the heck outta Dodge.

> 20 year old Fleur marries that still-hot redhead, dammit, and fuck Voldemort for trying to interfere.

> 21 year old Fleur distracts Harry and Remus so that the Weasleys may reunite privately.

> 21 year old Fleur survives the Battle of Hogwarts

We all need to appreciate Fleur a little more, is what I’m saying. She got shit done.

Mama helen ain't having none of his shit

Can we see more of Candyman and le baby

Mr wood got a Twitter account. (This is a real account btw)