Nahyerart - What Am I To Do With My Life?

basically just what the ending of his book was tbh

He'll kidnap you just to play with you and treat you like a friend :3

He needs some friends. And therapy.

Uh,, yes?!

Welcome back to me ranting for too long about goosebumps;

I was discussing with a few friends about who we'd most like to see voice Slappy in the upcoming Goosebumps tv show (because let's be honest- it's inevitable he'll be in it), and ultimately, the actor I decided on was Alex Brightman.

It just makes so much sense to me for him to voice Slappy. One of his claims to fame is his ability to use rasp so easily (Beetlejuice and Fizzarolli being prime examples of this), and Slappy is almost always described as sounding raspy. I just- idk something about the way he does that rasp thing feels so right for Slappy.

Oh, and not to mention, Alex was in the goosebumps musical. Plus I believe there's a video of him talking with RL Stine about goosebumps? So that's pretty cool.

Anyway, this is just a lot of wishful thinking and I don't think logistically it would work, since he's reprising his role in Beetlejuice, but hey, I already wrote this much of a post.

Liking obscure/unpopular characters fucking blows it’s like: oh I wanna see more pictures of my guy and then there just isn’t any

Karl Knave >>>> Slappissbaby

The protagonists of the goosebumps movies are so lucky that "Chillogy" wasn't apart of the original goosebumps book series because if Karl Knave showed up, they'd be SO screwed.