Original Song: We Are Number One From Lazytown.

Original song: We Are Number One from Lazytown.

ring it again!

You go to ring it again, but just as you do, the door swings open.

You recognize the mayor, almost immediately - it’s Shelby Presipence, world-famous actor, world-renowned for her never-before-seen amount of acclaim and stardom. She’s been in so many things you can’t even begin to count them all, but her voice acting roles in a few animated movies centering around a lazy, pink, black tie-wearing cat and a red Dalmatian donning a black bow come to mind.

She looks at you blankly, dismissively at first.

SHELBY PRESIPENCE: Ah, sweetheart - it’s awfully kind of you to go out of your way for me like this, but the paparazzi’s banned around here for good reaso-

Then, they stop themselves, observing the kind of attire you’re dressed in.

SHELBY PRESIPENCE: Oh, my folly - YOU’RE that little investigator, aren’t you? The one I called up? Ah, sorry for the mixup - it’s just that once you’ve been followed by those infomaniacs long enough, anyone who looks like they’re foaming at the mouth for a good story sets off red flags.

SHELBY PRESIPENCE: So, lil’ guy. Tell me a bit more about yourself.

(What do you say to her?)

happy Thursday the 20th

anyway what is everyone’s thoughts on plainview so far… rlly curious to hear what u guys think

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

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