Chief Prosecutor Please Get Me Away From These Defense Attorneys. , , Chief Prosecutor Please

chief prosecutor please get me away from these defense attorneys. , , chief prosecutor please

YEAH SO I CHECKED THE WIKI.

RAYMOND'S JUST EDDIE. OKAY. THE NAME'S GOOD.

JUSTINE IS JUST VERITY, THE NAME'S GREAT! COOL.

NOW...

WE'RE TAKING EUSTACE SO BADLY THE WIKI REFUSES TO ADDRESS HIM ONLY BY THAT.

all ages referenced from the AA wiki, if the birth year is listed as sometime between two years, I took the lower year. capcom really were like [slaps the roof of AA] "this bad boy can fit so many 90s babies"

phew! this project was a labour of love that started when I read a fic set pre Blackquill going to jail, where a smartphone was used to connect to a car and stream music, and it threw me so completely I had to google what year it was set in and ??? he went to jail in 2020???? and then I spiralled down a rabbit hole of looking up all these characters' ages to get context for how they all fit together, and it lead to this! the only gen alpha character I could find was Jinxie, who was born in 2012, and sadly the Judge does not have a listed age but I assume he's also somewhere in the Boomer category. I tried to get a mix of characters across the different games though alas, there are so MANY millenials in this franchise that there were a few I had to leave out just for space reasons.

EDIT: Klavier's birth year fixed! you guys are correct, wiki lists it as 2001, I got mixed up

the fuck i made

I don't think I ever posted this one

this place is so fruity!