Thanking Larian Everyday For Not Taking The Actual For-real Sex Pest Route And Instead Taking The Wet

Thanking Larian everyday for not taking the actual for-real sex pest route and instead taking the wet cat man route, because Astarion is actually super funny and endearing after the sex pest facade falls away.

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

Me when the niche fandom is niche

The worst part about binging fan content for stuff is that soon you run out of easily accessible new content. What’s worse is half the time I pick the most obscure character to latch on to so even if the fandom is churning out a ton of stuff, I’m lucky if I get more than one new post I actually like in a month. And on top of that, I also get into fandoms that are going through a drought of fan retention.

I’m just like Gandalf for real. Like do not doubt the short fantasy races these little dudes are my ride or die

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

My lifeblood… my second half… my silly rabbit… UESP my beloved.

@uesp im ur biggest fan

I was bored, have an Odysseus, as a treat

These vinyl covers actually have me so MESSED UPPPP they look so good. I can’t wait to see if the vinyls themselves look as pretty as the covers

Baldur’s Gate 3 deluxe edition vinyl cover art by Magdalena Katanska [ArtStation] [DeviantArt]